Yesterday I wrote a post describing my apathy towards the impending football season (Season’s Greeting), and was beginning to wonder if anything could re-light my fire (so to speak). Later that day, I found my spark.
As I was driving to my mate’s house last night, I listened to a Premier League preview on Five Live, featuring Pat Nevin and Perry Groves. They were talking about Spurs when I tuned in, and my ears pricked up when I heard them start to discuss the chances of Liverpool winning the league. Within a few minutes I was swearing at the radio and trying desperately not to crash, as I attempted to control my rage.
I’ll attempt to convey to you some of the drivel that they were coming out with. I apologise now if I misrepresent anything that was said, as I am trying to remember it from last night and was annoyed by everything they said (I might well be biased). I am also not sure which of the pundits said what, so I can’t help you decide which of them is worse. Here we go:
Benitez has made a massive mistake in selling Alonso.
I can understand the argument that selling Alonso has weakened the Liverpool team, but can the blame for this really be assigned to a Benitez mistake? Rafa made no secret of his desire to keep Xabi at the club, and insisted on Real Madrid stumping up a massive transfer fee before he’d even speak to them. Alonso himself made no secret of his desire to move, even (allegedly) putting in a transfer request. Can you really keep a 27-year old player who doesn’t want to stay, when you have a chance to get a huge fee for him, a fee that you’ll never get again? I can only say that you can’t.
Liverpool are TOTALLY reliant on Gerrard and Torres. If either of them get injured then Liverpool are stuffed.
Like every team in world football, if you lose your two best players, then you won’t be as good. That’s not exactly rocket science, is it? But did they bother to check how many times that Stevie and Nando played together last season? I’m guessing not, since the answer is 14 games. So Liverpool had one of those two players injured for nearly two-thirds of last season and finished second. I think someone should reconsider their comments.
Numbers 1 to 11, Liverpool are good. The rest of the squad are hopeless.
It could well be argued that there are weak spots in Liverpool’s squad and that some of the fringe players don’t offer too much. But are there only 11 good players at Liverpool? People from opposing clubs debate who is a good player, and who isn’t, almost endlessly on football forums. The definition of who is a quality player is so subjective as to be almost meaningless. The only measure that I can think to use is to list players who Rafa will regularly start as part of his rotation system. The players who I think fit this description are: Johnson, Aquilani, Agger, Gerrard, Torres, Riera, Aurelio, Benayoun, Kuyt, Mascherano, Lucas, Insua, Carragher, Reina, Skrtel. Now, I don’t expect you to think that all of those players are ‘world-class’ (they’re not), but they did all regularly start for the team that came second in the league… and there are 15 of them. Outside of those 15, we have a decent backup goalie in Cavalieri, two full internationals in Babel and Dossena, and Ngog, a 20 year old striker with only one season in a new country, who still managed to score 3 goals in a smattering of appearances. Now, I’d never try and argue that the ‘second 11′ is anywhere near good enough, but they’re not as bad as the black&white merchants would make out.
Aquilani won’t work at Liverpool because he’ll run in to the same space that Gerrard does.
This comment is almost too stupid to comment on. Yes, Liverpool will have to adapt to Aquilani’s style of play in contrast to Alonso’s. The key word is ADAPT. Morons.
Anyway, that concludes my rant. In the cold light of day, perhaps the comments they were making weren’t as stupid as I am portraying. It can be very difficult to see what is actually true as a football fan, as you are intrinsically biased. I do think, however, that these examples do illustrate the one-dimensional thinking that plagues 99% of football pundits working in the media today. They simply don’t deal in facts, but get an idea based on a gut feeling, and spin it out in to a fully fledged theory, which is stated as fact. In last night’s programme, the fact that Ngog and El Zhar aren’t established, prolific strikers lead to the conclusion that Liverpool only have 11 decent players. The lesson that the broadcasters need to learn is that being an ex-player, and not being brain dead, doesn’t make you a good pundit.
Looking on the positive side though, the anger roused in me last night has got me all fired up for tomorrow’s match. Come on you Reds!
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