Bobby’s Onion Rings Controversy

January 27, 2012 1 Comment

It’s been a long time since I’ve written about Bobby or any of his delicious snacks.  Far too long.  In my quest for all things Bobby, I had a quick google yesterday and came across this startling Youtube clip about Bobby’s Onion Rings.

Who is this Bobby loving maverick? This video was posted almost 4 years ago, so how is it only coming to light now?  Is it related to the infamous “Snaxgate” debacle?  His claims that the extra 6 pence generated by Bobby’s generous price-cuts will cut through the material in his cheap Asda jeans seems frivolous at best.  Isn’t he taking Bobby and his snacks seriously?? And why claim that Bobby’s helpers won’t respond to his e-mails when they are clearly the most kind, wonderful people in Christendom? It all smells a bit fishy to me.  And I don’t mean the delicious smell given off by Bobby’s Prawn Cocktail Spirals.

If anyone can shed any light on the origins of this video then I’d be eternally grateful.

 

 

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#Snaxgate – Mini Update 2

July 19, 2011 2 Comments

Yesterday, I reported that google lied about the results of a “snaxgate” search.  Well, I’ve tried again today – see above – and you can see that it’s now showing the correct results.  Is this a coincidence?  Clearly not.

The Illuminati have tinkered with Google so as not to appear suspicious.  It’s the only explanation.

Am I the only person to believe that the News Of The Word phone hacking scandal has happened merely to distract the public from the true outrage that’s happening to Bobby’s Snacks?  I won’t rest until the truth is out there.

 

 

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#Snaxgate – Mini Update

July 18, 2011 1 Comment

I had hoped to take a break from Snaxgate today; the burden of being the only media outlet covering this epic story is really starting to take its toll. However, I cannot stay quiet when new evidence comes to light.

Earlier today, I googled “snaxgate” and this is what I discovered:

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Hmmmm, very suspicious. I’m clearly searching for Snaxgate, and yet Google chooses not to show me those results and instead displays results for the clearly fictitious “saxgate”. Why would they do this?

They wouldn’t. The Illuminati would.

When are the government going to intervene in this matter?

Poor Bobby.

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#Snaxgate – The Conspiracy Deepens

July 17, 2011 1 Comment

My investigations into the whole Snaxgate conspiracy have unearthed the following YouTube video. What does it mean? Who is the mysterious whistleblower? What does he actually know? Whose whistle is he attempting to blow? This is starting to get very sinister…

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