Gig 54a: Acting Daft @ Beatwolf Radio – 8th May 2012

As I mentioned in my write up for Gig 55, I made an impromptu appearance on the radio yesterday.  Beatwolf Radio.  This is me telling you about it, now.

Errr, there’s not a lot to tell, to be honest, but I need to write this post for my records.   Beatwolf Radio is a new internet station – it’s excellent, listen here – and my friend Vic is one of the DJs.  So she got me on her show to do another daft quiz.  It was really daft.  The prize was Michael Bolton’s Greatest Hits and Meat Loaf’s new album.  Exciting.  There were two entries and one of them actually got all three “questions” correct. Winner! This qualifies it as my most successful radio quiz ever.

Anyway, that was that.  It was a lot of fun…for me, at least.

Bobby’s Tracks

You may have noticed my absolute love of Bobby’s Snacks.  They’re phenomenal.  I thought it was about time that I used my considerable musical prowess to pay tribute to the man and the legend that is Bobby.

I hope you enjoy them.

Bobby’s Dance Track:


Bobby’s Acoustic Track:


It would be wonderful, and an honour, if Bobby were to use these as part of an advertising campaign.  I’ll leave that decision in his more than capable hands.

 

Album Tracks – A Preview

Following the massive success of my new single, So Cool, So Tired, I’m excited to bring you some previews of tracks from my upcoming, currently untitled album.

WARNING:  These songs are extremely childish and, as such, they may not be suitable for people of a nervous disposition.

Your Flute


Kiss You All Night


Hairy Mary


Brucey


Jogging With Jim


Staring At The Moon


El Dorado


 

 

So Cool, So Tired – Hot New Track

Some time ago, I wrote the lyrics to an R ‘n B song called “So Cool, So Tired”.  You can read them, here.  Having a complete lack of musical talent, I was unable to realise the dream of recording this amazing song.

Well, thanks to amazing new iOS app, Songify, I now can… sort of.  Have a listen…


Oh Ja, I’m Hans


Some of you may know that my good friend Hans Klaussner had a brief recording career back in Germany.  His 1997 Eurovision entry, Der Naughty Kitty, was a smash hit on the Belgian dance charts.  I’m sure you all remember it: “Come on baby, she’s so pretty.  But that girls got claws, she’s der naughty kitty.”

The B-side to that single, Oh Ja!, is something of a cult classic, and I’m excited to bring you an exclusive excerpt.  Just click the play button above and be transported into a world of musical magic.

It’s surely only a matter of time before Hans sets off on a comeback tour.  I can’t wait.

Four Songs To Help You Pump

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I love to pump. I love to pump hard. This is the music that gets my ass sweaty; metaphorically and literally.

Song 1:

“Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” – C + C Music Factory

Perhaps the most incredible thing about this song is that it proves that music CAN be made in a factory. I know that Thomas Edison tried to accomplish this very feat, but the technology simply wasn’t there in his day. I hope you can see\hear this, Tommy.

Anyway, the song is amazing because it references sweating and dancing and they are great ways of working out. Oh and it starts with “DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG etc” and it gives me a tingle inside.

Song 2:

“Song 2″ – Blur

The lyrics say it all: “Woo hoo, ‘cos I love Lenny Bennett.”

We all love Lenny Bennett, and the thought of him and his Caucasian afro inspire me to knock myself up to the next level on the Stairmaster.

Song 3:

“I Like to Move It” – Reel 2 Real ft. The Mad Stuntman

He’s mad, that mad stuntman. He literally does the maddest of stunts. Also, in this banging dance anthem, he implores us to be “physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically, physically fit.” Although he does specify this advice to “woman”, I’m happy to adapt it to my own training regime.

Song 4:

“Theme to The Love Boat”

Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard. We’re expecting you.

Don’t these lyrics, in many ways, sum up just how we feel about working out? Sure, the melody of this classic tune may not be the most upbeat, but the words are just so damn inspiring. I can’t hardly keep my legs from jigging up and down from just thinking about them.

So, there you go. Create a playlist of these songs and you’ll be buff before you know it. Good luck.

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Three Songs I Never Get Sick of…So Far

The thing with music is that I like it. I like listening to it with my ears. I like it when it makes me happy because it is slightly bonkers. That’s why I like these three songs.

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Spotify on IPhone

On Monday, I was having a browse through the App Store on my IPhone, when I spotted something that I’ve been waiting ages for: Spotify. For the uninitiated amongst you, Spotify is a free application that allows you to legally stream music to your PC, from a catalogue of millions of songs. Oh, it’s also free! The next obvious step was for it to go mobile, and here it was.

I downloaded immediately and attempted to log on using my existing account. It didn’t work, saying that you need to have a ‘premium’ account. How very frustrating. The premium accounts cost £9.99 per month and so the dream of mobile Spotify was squashed before it could even begin.

It took about an hour before I succumbed and upgraded my account, the temptation proving far too strong. Fortunately, there is no minimum contract and you can cancel the subscription at any point, so it seemed like a good way to spend a tenner. I was out and about when I first logged in to the app, and, since I wasn’t on wifi, I didn’t think it would work properly over 3G. I was wrong and it started streaming immediately and was indistinguishable from MP3s, and it carried over the playlists that I’d set up on my PC. Very impressive.

When I got home, I found that you can set your playlists to sync over wifi and create an offline copy on your iPhone. This is a killer feature for the app, and allows you to listen to your choices anywhere.

There are a few drawbacks; you have to listen to the music in the spotify player and so it isn’t integrated with your iPhone music, and the clicker controls don’t work on your earphones. The music also seems to stop when your phone autolocks when you are steaming music over 3G (it works fine for offline music, so perhaps I need to investigate this further). The other obvious downside is that once you cancel a subscription you no longer have access to the music!

The app has only got a two star rating on the App Store, mainly because people are outraged that it isn’t all free. Do they really expect to be able to carry around any music they like for free? Well, obviously they do. In an ideal world, I’d like it to be free too, but you have to be realistic. You can hardly buy anything these days for £10, so it doesn’t seem a lot to pay for what you are getting. Maybe my opinion on this will change, I’ll let you know.

I definitely recommend getting Spotify for your PC, and you can see if it is for you.

My New Love For The Radio

I’ve been asked to work on the Newlove FM project. Have you heard about this on local news? It’s the guy who was killed outside his house in padgate. His widow has set up a foundation to keep kids off the street and as part of the project, they’ve set up a radio station on a temporary 2 week license. I did my first show last night from 10pm -2am. The first 2 hours were rubbish but the last 2 were miles better. I’m back on Thursday 8-10pm for the Thursday Night Music Club (this week and next) and also 9-12 Saturday morning (this week and next) for The Weekender. Listeners can tune in on 87.7FM or (from tomorrow) online at http://www.newlovewarrington.co.uk/newlovefm
Also, in addition to my sport show for Radio Warrington, I’ve been asked to do a Classic Rock show on a Saturday night and I’ve also been asked to pre-record the early morning breakfast every day from 6-8am.

It’s time for an update on my good friend (and Warrington legend) Dave Burley.  If anyone doesn’t know who Dave is (I suppose there might be a few unfortunate souls out there) then have a look at his dedicated fan page here.

Dave is currently making a name for himself in the world of local radio, and has been  asked to work on the Newlove FM project.  The Newlove Warrington charity was set up by the family of Gary Newlove who was tragically murdered in Warrington a couple of years ago.  The radio station will run for two weeks from the 28th June, and you can tune in on 87.7FM (in the Warrington area).  You will also be able to listen online from tomorrow by visiting  www.newlovewarrington.co.uk/newlovefm.    Dave’s first show was last night from 10pm -2am, and he’ll be back on Thursday 8-10pm for the Thursday Night Music Club.

In addition to this, he’ll be doing several shows for Radio Warrington, which you can listen to by clicking here.  Here’s a complete run down of all of Dave’s upcoming appearances:

Thursday 2nd July: The Thursday Night Music Club 8-10pm (Newlove FM 87.7FM)

Saturday 3rd July: The Weekender 9am-12pm (Newlove FM 87.7FM)

Saturday 3rd July: The Saturday Sport Show 2pm-6pm (Radio Warrington)

Saturday 3rd July: Classic Rock Show (as yet unnamed) 10pm-12am – (Radio Warrington)

Monday 6th July: Early Morning Breakfast 6am-8am (Radio Warrington)

Tuesday 7th July: Early Morning Breakfast 6am-8am (Radio Warrington)

Wednesday 8th July: Early Morning Breakfast 6am-8am (Radio Warrington)

Thursday 9th July: Early Morning Breakfast 6am-8am (Radio Warrington)

Thursday 9th July: The Thursday Night Music Club 8pm-10pm (Newlove FM)

Friday 10th July: Early Morning Breakfast 6am-8am (Radio Warrington)

Saturday 11th July: The Weekender 9am-12pm (Newlove FM)

Saturday 11th July: Classic Rock Show 10pm-12am (Radio Warrington)

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