No.

Sorry.

Every ounce of creativity has been stolen from my soul.

Sometimes, I just don’t have anything to offer.

Q.  How can anyone in their right minds like Yorkshire Tea?

A.  They can’t.

In fairness, the Yorkshire Tea wasn’t quite as bad as I had anticipated.   It doesn’t seem to taste of soil any more.

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This year’s MBM of The Year was a truly exciting event. There were 8, yes 8 votes cast in, what some people are calling, the poll to end all polls.  Incredibly, only 3 of those votes were me, so many thanks to the actual 5 of you that took the time to participate.

Without further ado, the winner is:

Peppercorn!!!

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The first rule of Donut Club is….buy some donuts.

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Did anybody watch Come Dine With Me last week? Keith Preddie is my new hero.  This Michael Jackson\Tina Turner impersonating legend should be Prime Minister.  Shamoan!

I should have posted this photo when it was taken last week as it’s technically out of date, but I had to do it anyway in tribute to one of Come Dine With Me’s best ever contestants.  Never has a man burped then said Shamoan so frequently.  Like so:

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Dear Diary

Today, I am in work. It’s rubbish. Can we go on holiday, please? Oh Diary, you’re such a terrible lover.

I don’t know what the hell this is about today. I couldn’t think of anything to write. Sometimes, it’s as simple as that.

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Come on, guys, let’s talk, or “rap”, about all “da issuez” that are affecting you and your “homeys”, yeah? Peace out.

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Barry took a left turn.  He imemdiately realised that he had made a mistake.  He had driven down Kriss Akabusi Avenue and that’s where Maureen lived.  Why didn’t he buy her that copy of “Take a Break”? Oh, it was too late now.  He was alone.

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Doctor Alban is a lovely, lovely man.  I literally can’t speak more highly of him…even if I was on top of Mount Everest.  Do you get it? LOLZ!

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Contractor’s milk.  If you use it, beware of the dark side.

Today’s MBM was discovered in the fridge, i.e. it wasn’t done by me.  In today’s climate of riots, looting and general bone-headedness, contractors in the UK are being forced to defend their milk with threatening messages.  It’s a a desperate situation and we must fight back.  Even if we have to use evil Jedi powers.

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This milk contains a magic potion.  Like what that Harry Potter would use to seduce Hermione.  The dirty dog.

We all know what Potter’s up to with that filthy wand of his.  Disgusting.

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