MBM – Skull and Crossbones
December 13, 2012 Leave a comment
Arrrrr. Ye drink this milk at yar own peril, landlubber…
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MBM – Stronger Bones
October 12, 2012 Leave a comment
Milk…it makes your bones stronger.
It does, though, doesn’t it? It makes them stronger. Calcium and all that. Ah, science. Erm. Sometimes MBMs can be boring. You just have to deal with it.
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MBM – Milk Man
October 3, 2012 Leave a comment
This week’s MBM features some amazing Tipp-Ex art:
Is the crazy character actually a milk man, or is he just wearing a t-shirt with “milk man” on it, or is he literally a milk man (i,e. a man made out of milk), or is it just something else? Art really makes you think.
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MBM – Hidden
September 20, 2012 Leave a comment
It’s been ages since the last MBM, but like buses here’s one now. Stop! Stop! Driver! Hey! I want to get on this bus. etc.
This is a hidden message.
Right. I know it’s not the most exciting label ever, but it is dead, dead clever. It’s like invisible ink, only Tipp-ex and you can see it.
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MBM – Jive Bunny
April 26, 2012 Leave a comment
Et tu, Jive Bunny?
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MBM – Welcome to The Milk
March 28, 2012 Leave a comment
What would it be like if a bottle of milk was actually a daytime magazine-format television show? Well, it might be something like this…
Hello,
Welcome to “The Milk”. On today’s show, we meet a woman who has eaten nothing but onions for the last 20 years. Then, Russell Grant tells us why people are always confusing him with Russell Brand. That’s coming up after the break.
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MBM – Sorry & Yorkshire Tea
January 26, 2012 2 Comments
It’s another MBM double, you lucky, lucky idiots…
No.
Sorry.
Every ounce of creativity has been stolen from my soul.
Sometimes, I just don’t have anything to offer.
Q. How can anyone in their right minds like Yorkshire Tea?
A. They can’t.
In fairness, the Yorkshire Tea wasn’t quite as bad as I had anticipated. It doesn’t seem to taste of soil any more.
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MBM of the Year 2011
January 2, 2012 4 Comments
Wow.
This year’s MBM of The Year was a truly exciting event. There were 8, yes 8 votes cast in, what some people are calling, the poll to end all polls. Incredibly, only 3 of those votes were me, so many thanks to the actual 5 of you that took the time to participate.
Without further ado, the winner is:
Peppercorn!!!
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MBM – Donut Club
November 30, 2011 Leave a comment
The first rule of Donut Club is….buy some donuts.
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MBM – Keith Preddie
November 22, 2011 4 Comments
Did anybody watch Come Dine With Me last week? Keith Preddie is my new hero. This Michael Jackson\Tina Turner impersonating legend should be Prime Minister. Shamoan!
I should have posted this photo when it was taken last week as it’s technically out of date, but I had to do it anyway in tribute to one of Come Dine With Me’s best ever contestants. Never has a man burped then said Shamoan so frequently. Like so:
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