MBM – Dark Side

August 10, 2011 3 Comments

Contractor’s milk.  If you use it, beware of the dark side.

Today’s MBM was discovered in the fridge, i.e. it wasn’t done by me.  In today’s climate of riots, looting and general bone-headedness, contractors in the UK are being forced to defend their milk with threatening messages.  It’s a a desperate situation and we must fight back.  Even if we have to use evil Jedi powers.

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MBM – Magic Potion

August 1, 2011 2 Comments

This milk contains a magic potion.  Like what that Harry Potter would use to seduce Hermione.  The dirty dog.

We all know what Potter’s up to with that filthy wand of his.  Disgusting.

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MBM – Missing

July 10, 2011 Leave a comment

MISSING

Have you seen this man?

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MBM – Bobby’s Milk

July 1, 2011 Leave a comment

 

I wish this was Bobby’s Milk

Today’s MBM is a moving tribute to Bobby, founder of Bobby’s Snacks.  If only he made milk. It would be so delicious.

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MBM – Milk Pixies

June 4, 2011 Leave a comment

This is the second bottle of milk that we’ve bought in two days.  Could it have been used by milk pixies?

No.

It was you, you thief.

I reported yesterday that we only had a little bottle of milk this week.  It was small, but there were only two of us in, so it should have lasted.  It didn’t.

I don’t want to exaggerate, but milk theft is perhaps the most heinous crime known to man.  This bottle of milk expresses just a fraction of my anger.

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MBM – Little One

June 3, 2011 1 Comment

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We’ve only got a little one this week. Waste not, want not. So to speak.

Innuendo, yeah? Sort of.

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MBM – Peppercorn

May 23, 2011 Leave a comment

I’m an erotic peppercorn floating on the steak sauce of life.  Taste me.

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MBM – Tony Blairs, Yeah?

April 20, 2011 2 Comments

Tony Blairs – War Criminal?

“Yeah?” exclaims the satirical cartoon of a Tony Blairs style figure.  The world stops and ponders.  Is he or isn’t he?  Who knows? Do you know?  Does the world know?  Will we ever know?  Who is asking the questions?  Who are the mysterious cabal of high-powered businessmen that have the answers?  What do you want for tea?

This clearly demonstrates the power of powerful political satirical cartoonery delivered powerfully.

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MBM – Blurgh

March 25, 2011 3 Comments

Blah blah blah tranche

Blah blah blah piece

Blurgh

I love doing the milk bottle labels, as a rule, but sometimes I just can’t be bothered.  Those occasions are thankfully few and far between, but this week’s entry definitely qualifies.  Don’t try and make sense of it, it’s utterly meaningless.  And in many ways, isn’t this a profound comment on the nature of the universe?

Yes. Yes it is.

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MBM – Proverb

February 23, 2011 Leave a comment

A bird in the network piece is worth two in the server tranche.

This proverb has been handed down to each new generation of I.T. project managers for hundreds of years.  If you successfully want to implement your project on time AND on budget, then you really need to heed these words.

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