TGB38 – Gig Diary #13 – 19

The Gravy Boat PodcastWelcome to a bumper edition of The Gravy Boat! Don’t worry, it’s not a podcast about bumpers, there’s just loads of stuff in it! (MEGALOLZ).

This week I read the diary entries for Gigs 13 to 19.  The posts cover the following topics: a wrestling double-act, students, a radio interview and the inevtiable appearance of the legendary Kowalski.

If you’d like to read the posts what I read out, without my ‘hilarious’ asides, they are:

Gig 13: The Occasional Cabaret @ The Yard Theatre, Hulme – 1st October 2011 (you can watch all of this performance – if you dare – here)

Gig 14: Comedy Balloon, The Ape and Apple, Manchester – 5th October 2011

Gig 15: SAS Comedy, Lass O’ Gowrie, Manchester – 8th October 2011

Gig 16: Magical Animals @ Sandbar, Manchester – 10th October 2011

Gig 17: University of Salford’s Student Union – 18th October 2011

Gig 18: Open for Laughs @ Bar 1:22\Bar Maroc, Huddersfield – 20th October 2011

Gig 18a: Spooky Halloween Quiz on BBC Radio Leeds – 31st October 2011 (you can listen to this, here: The Gravy Boat 28: Spooky Halloween Quiz)

Gig 19: Magical Animals @ Sandbar, Manchester – 14th November 2011 (in which I read the following story:  The Door Knocker – A Kowalski Mini-Adventure)

 

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Gig 114: Comedy Night @ The Beech Inn, Chorlton – 11th June 2013

The BeechAs this was my ninth consecutive month compering at The Beech Inn, I was a little surprised to be feeling physically nervous on the drive over.  It’s strange because I don’t generally suffer from nerves, but they do crop up from time to time for no discernible reason.  That said, I am more prone to them when MCing, because, to a large extent, you don’t know what you’re going to say when you get on stage.

My method of quelling the butterflies was to start singing and shouting as I drove.  Sure, I must have looked a complete knob to my fellow motorists, but it was a good way of expelling my anxious energy.  As always, I felt calm by the time I arrived at the venue (which is weird in itself), and I was looking forward to the gig.

As the weather has been so nice, I was a little concerned how many people would turn up, but I needn’t have worried as there was actually a larger audience than usual.  There were a healthy number of regulars in attendance, plus a large group of obvious newcomers.  The room was full and there was a lively atmosphere, so it boded well for a good night.

I wasn’t too sure what to do when compiling the running order for the night.  As usual, the night was split into three sections.  There would be two acts in the first, my monthly report and another act in the second, followed by Ruth E. Cockburn doing an Edinburgh preview in the third.  Two of the acts – Les Kershaw and Andy Mannion – had only done a handful of gigs between them, whilst the third was lovely Lee Moore.  In many ways it would have made sense for me to put Lee on first, as it can be tough spot for a brand new act.  But I also felt that since there would only be one act in the second section that it would make sense for Lee to go there.  In the end I went for Les to open – as she had some friends coming to support her, and had 10 minutes of material – followed by Andy who’d be doing 5 minutes, and then Lee in the second section.  I don’t know if I did the right thing here or not.  Probably not, but, fortunately, it didn’t work out badly.

Remembering a lesson learned last month (Gig 109) – where I’d tried to cram in loads of prepared material right at the start – I decided to ease myself in with some general nonsense and audience interaction.  I asked early on how many people hadn’t been to the night before, and it was a large proportion of the audience.  Since Les had said she had friends coming to support her, I asked how many of the newbies were there to support an act.  It was all of them.  At this point, it confirmed that I was right not to start with material.  As many of the audience knew each other they were a bit too chatty and I was able to take a bit of time to get everyone settled down and ready for the acts.  Once I felt comfortable, and that they were on side, I tried out some new jokes.  They were my typical convoluted groaners, but the audience seemed to go with them and take them for what they were.

As Les was first on, the crowd didn’t need much encouragement and she had them in the palm of her hand throughout her set, before leaving to a rapturous response. I had another tricky decision to make here.  Generally if an act has done well, it’s fair practice to bring the next act on straight away; they’re already warmed up, so there’s nothing for you to do (if anything you could actually bring the mood down by trying to squeeze in your own ‘funnies’).  The exception to this (and this is only from advice I’ve read online about MCing, rather than from personal experience) is that if an act has stormed it, then you should give some breathing space to let things calm down a bit as the previous act is “unfollowable”.  I decided that bringing Andy on straight away would be the lesser of two evils – the audience were really receptive and I thought it was best to bring him on with so much energy in the room. Again, this wasn’t necessarily the correct decision, but I did what I thought was best in the moment.  Andy managed to get plenty of laughs from his one-liners and did really well for what was only his second gig.

I started the second section off with a bit of chat before launching into The Donnie Hotlips Story: Chapter 7 - a fictional biography of one of the night’s regulars.  It must have been utterly baffling for the newcomers (this chapter saw Donnie approached by an alien to save his planet using his drumming prowess), but seemed to work pretty well.  I followed this up with my Monthly Report about May 2013.  It wasn’t one of my stronger ‘reports’ and perhaps I’m getting a bit tired of the format.  It’s nice to have a regular piece to do, but it’s also tough to squeeze them out.  That said, I think the process of having to write something regularly to a set format is probably a really good skill to have.  Perhaps I’ve just become a bit complacent in churning them out and need to plan my time a little better to allow me to do a couple of drafts on them.

And that was pretty much my work done, as I only had to do a brief introduction for Ruth in the final section.  All in all, it was an enjoyable night and the audience really seemed to appreciate all the acts.  Compering is hard work – the closest comedy feels to having a real job – but when it goes well it’s incredibly enjoyable and rewarding.

TGB37 – Gig Diary #8a – 12

The Gravy Boat PodcastThey said it couldn’t happen, but here’s a third episode of The Gravy Boat in which I read from my gig diary.  And, if that’s not enough, this is the third successive week in which I’ve released an episode.  Wonders will, literally, never cease.  This week I go from Gig 8a – with the Germans – to Gig – Beat the Frog.

If you’d like to read the original posts, they are:

Gig 8a: On The Funny Side @ Pulse, Manchester – 28th July 2011

Gig 9: Comedy Knight @ Mello Mello, Liverpool – 1st August 2011

Gig 10: SAS Comedy, Lass O’ Gowrie, Manchester – 13th August 2011

Gig 10a: Gary Barlow on BBC Radio Leeds – 1st September 2011

(In the episode I say that I didn’t think I knew how to make a podcast from the interview in Gig 10a, but I was wrong. I’d already done it, here: The Gravy Boat 27: Gary Barlow Interview)

Gig 11: Magical Animals @ Sandbar, Manchester – 12th September 2011

Gig 12: Beat The Frog @ Frog & Bucket, Preston – 28th September 2011

 

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Gig 113: SOS Comedy @ 3MT, Manchester – 1st June 2013

SOS PosterI had three pieces planned for this month’s SOS Comedy.  Firstly, I wrote a new Gold & Brass sketch which further cranked up the tension between Simeon and Oliver.  I also had another semi-improvised bit planned for Terry Dowling, in which he would attempt to become an impressionist.  The final bit would be something completely new: The Story of the 1980s.

Due to other commitments, we had to postpone Gold & Brass, leaving me with a spot in each half of the show.  The first section saw Terry take to the stage.  Last month (Gig 107), I performed a largely improvised bit, where Terry acted out an episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway?  I really wanted to try something similar and soon settled on Terry trying his hand at impressions.  I’ve always wanted to do a spoof of the sort of impressionist from Royal Variety Performances in the 80s, where they had a little table of props at the back of the stage.   I decided that the easiest way of doing this would be for Terry to pretend to be Bruce Forsyth, who would then introduce Terry Dowling to perform in from of the Queen.  I planned to have a few props – glasses, wigs etc – and then just wing it. On the day of the gig, however, I decided to have a test run and came up with a few ideas that I thought might work. I didn’t have anything scripted, but I had some basic ideas and one of two lines to aim for. The impressions that I/Terry performed were:

The Beatles sharing a flat.

Michael Caine (he’s the classic).

The New Labour Government have a party.

The Queen.

As always with Terry, it was enormous fun to perform.  I did about 4 minutes, but I would have loved to have done longer.  That said, keeping it brief probably kept it funnier.  It also seemed to go down well with the audience, which, you know, is pretty important.

The Story of the 1980s originated from a conversation I had with my friends Vic and Dave “Dave Turquoise” Turquoise.  To be honest, I can’t remember exactly what the conversation was, but the result was that I was challenged to write a play.  I decided to write a faux-earnest epic detailing the entire history of the nineteen eighties.  I was so into the idea that I wrote the first scene, “1980″, even though the idea of me writing a play was actually a joke.

This then sat dormant for several months until a conversation with Lee Fenwick when preparing for last month’s SOS.  I can’t remember what we were talking about, but I suddenly remembered the ‘play’ and read a bit out for him.  He suggested that I might be able to turn it into a sketch.  I didn’t need asking twice.  I had to do a small amount of re-writing – primarily because there are two characters and I had to tweak things to take into account that I’d be playing both of them – but it was pretty much ready to go.

On the day of the gig, I was anxious about how it was going to go down.   It’s one of my favourite things that I’ve ever written, and it seems really ‘me’, but it also doesn’t really contain any jokes and relies on how ludicrous it is.  There was a chance that the audience wouldn’t go with it, and I’d be stuck doing 5-7 minutes of a stupid play to awkward silence.  Luckily it did work, despite me forgetting to do a short section and temporarily forgetting a line (getting away with mistakes is a major advantage of writing something where the joke is that it’s intentionally bad).

And that was that.  Now it’s time to write 1981.

TGB36 – Gig Diary #5 – 8

The Gravy Boat PodcastShock! Horror! I’ve only gone and done a second episode of my gig diary!  I don’t really have anything else to say, just go and have a listen and find out what I got up to in my fifth to eighth gigs.

If you’d like to read the original posts, they are:

Gig 5: Comedy Night @ The Lounge, Warrington – 21st June 2011

Gig 5a: Comedysportz Intermediate Showcase @ Comedy Store, Manchester – 25th June 2011

Gig 5b: Quizzilingus @ The Bowling Green, Chorlton – 30th June 2011

Gig 6: Magical Animals @ Sandbar, Manchester – 12th July 2011

Gig 7: On The Funny Side @ Pulse, Manchester – 14th July 2011

Gig 8: Comedy Balloon, The Ape and Apple, Manchester – 20th July 2011

 

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Gig 112: Comedy Balloon @ The Ape & Apple, Manchester – 29th May 2013

The Ape and Apple, ManchesterIn a recent post – Two Years in Comedy – I wrote about having not performed as many gigs in my second year of comedy as I did in my first.  Part of this trend could certainly be put down to my lack of appearances at the Comedy Balloon.  I knew it had been a while, but it turns out that there was actually a 10 month gap from my last appearance (Gig 69) until last Wednesday.  In my second year of comedy I appeared there once. In my first it was 5 times.   You do the math(s).

My first appearance at the Balloon was Gig 2 (you can listen to me read out that post, here), which went so well that the experience got me through loads of early dodgy gigs. As such,  I have a real fondness for the night, and I was looking forward to making my return.  The Balloon is one of the few nights that gives acts a chance to MC.  When I first requested the spot, I had just performed my first compering spot at the Beech Inn (Gig 81) and I was desperate for extra experience.  Due to the logistics of getting a spot booked in, by the time this gig came around it would be my 12th attempt as an MC, but, you know, 12 still isn’t that many.

As this was a one-off, I thought I’d try throwing in some of my regular material into my bits, something I’ve never done before as MC.  It would be a chance to give them a run out, but I was also interested to see how using these tried and tested bits would affect my compering.  I certainly didn’t want to rely on these, though, and it’s essentially to get the audience involved as early as possible.

There were 9 acts on the bill (3 sections of 3) and a decent sized audience in attendance.  I got a bit nervous just before I went on, even though I had material to fall back on, as I wasn’t entirely sure what I was going to say.  Thankfully, things started well and I was able to keep it going, finding a nice balance between the audience interaction, off-the-cuff bits and the pre-prepared material. I used my “joke book” and even some of my “contingency questions”.  In the first two sections, the material that I used was:

Section 1:

Peter Andre

“This shifty looking bloke came up to me…”

Stretched cat

Moves Like…

Section 2:

Revolutionary Era France

Arnie from Wigan

Paul Gascoigne

As it was a fairly long night, a number of the audience members left during the second break.  The reduction in numbers led to an inevitable lull in the room, and it was quite tough to get the third section going again.  It probably wasn’t wise to start with my “short play” Walls Have Ears, especially as I hadn’t practiced beforehand.  With that out of the way, I didn’t have a lot to do for the remainder of the night as I had to keep things brief to squeeze all the acts in before kicking out time.

Overall, it was a hugely enjoyable evening.  Fortunately for me, the audience we well up for it and they pretty much went with everything I tried.  I’ve still got a long way to go in learning how to compere, but this certainly felt like a step forward.

TGB35 – Gig Diary #1 – 4

The Gravy Boat PodcastThe Gravy Boat (my podcast) finally rears it’s ugly head with its first episode of the year! To mark my second anniversary of performing stand up, I’ve decided to treat you all with the audio book version of my gig diary, including DVD extras (me making sarcastic comments about what I’ve written).  This episode covers gigs 1 to 4.  I also resurrect the Daniel Butler material from my third gig, which hasn’t been heard since.

If you’d like to read the original posts, they are:

Gig 1: SAS Comedy, Lass O’ Gowrie, Manchester – 14th May 2011

Gig 2: Comedy Balloon, The Ape and Apple, Manchester – 8th June 2011

Gig 3: SAS Comedy, Lass O’ Gowrie, Manchester – 11th June 2011

Gig 4: Mirth on Monday @ Iguana Bar, Chorlton – 13th June 2011

P.s.

I say in the podcast that it’s episode 34.  I was wrong, it’s episode 35.

 

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Gig 107: SOS Comedy @ 3MT, Manchester – 4th May 2013

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

The plan for this month’s SOS was to perform the two sketches postponed from Gig 101 – a new Gold & Brass thing and one written by Lee Fenwick.  I met up with Lee on the morning of the gig and had both pieces set after a few run-throughs.   I’d also been thinking about shorter bits of nonsense I could do, and had the idea for Terry trying his hand at improv.

The sketches were on in the first half of the show and they went well.  Yes, I know that’s boring, but it’s what happened.  I’m enjoying writing the Gold & Brass stuff and making them more and more ludicrous as time goes on.  Again, yes, I know that’s boring.

I was sat back stage for the entire show – with Terry due to appear towards the end of the second half – so I started to think about what I was going to do.  The only idea before the gig was to go on stage, sing the theme tune from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, then ask for some improv suggestions before failing to do anything with them.  I planned to be on stage for about a minute.  I started to think about what Terry would actually do and came up with the idea of him acting out an episode of Whose Line, including him pretending to be Clive Anderson.  Taking this approach meant that I was likely to be on stage a little longer and that, ironically, I’d genuinely have to improvise.

I hadn’t been nervous when I’d been intent on performing the shorter version of this – it was going to be so short that if it didn’t work it wouldn’t matter – but, as it expanded I did start to feel a little apprehensive.  I was going to have to genuinely be in the moment to make it work and it was as scary as it was exciting.

Boringly, it pretty much worked how I hoped it would, and it lasted about 5 minutes.   Although it wasn’t the funniest set I’ve ever done, it did feel significant; much in the same way as the first time I told the full length Roy Walker story (Gig 67).  It’s quite a feeling to go on stage with only half-formed ideas and somehow make it work.

Gig 106: Magical Animals @ 3MT, Manchester – 1st May 2013

After a couple of cancellations (NOT Gig 106 & STILL NOT Gig 106), I finally managed to get a gig done.  And where better for me to ease myself back into the world of performance than Magical Animals? (answers on a postcard, please) As this was going to be a relaunch for M.A., at the wonderful 3MT, I decided to write a new story in its honour.  The nonsense that I came up with was The Magical Animal.

Sorry to be a whinger, but this being my first week back at work, I was almost supernaturally tired by the time I got to 3MT.  I pondered the possibility of having a nap, but decided it may have come across as a little rude whilst people were performing.  Luckily there were lots of friendly faces (attached to equally friendly heads/bodies), so I was distracted from my languor by sheer human decency.

The line-up on the night was particularly strong, and, as I was on midway in the second section, I started to suspect I might get a lukewarm reaction.  I wasn’t sure whether my story was actually funny, nor whether I had the energy to wring the laughs that may have been there.  My chances seemed even more daunting as I immediately followed Rachel Lancaster who was on top form (and was crowned the rightful winner on the night).

Luckily, me and my stupid story went down really well.  I came up with some ridiculous spiel to introduce the story about how I was a “proper writer” who “changed lives”, and it seemed to set things up well.  That’s all I have to say.  It went well.

Eeeks, this post really tailed off.  Bye.

Gig 105: Comedy Night @ The Beech Inn, Chorlton – 16th April 2013

I don’t really have the energy to write this, but I’m going to give it a go to get it out of the way.  There’s a good chance that it’s not going to be very long.

I’ve not been feeling well for a few weeks now, but have been trying to keep going.  By the time this gig came around, it’s safe to say that I was flagging.  I usually write a couple of pieces for my regular MCing spot at the Beech, and this time was no different.  Well, it was different in that they were more half-hearted than usual.

First there was The Donnie Hotlips Story: Chapter 5.  This fictional biography of one of the regulars has been intentionally uneventful – he had a car crash. but walked away uninjured – and this month I’d planned to write a pastiche of an action film to spice up the story.  When I got around to writing it, I didn’t have much motivation, so I took the synopsis for Die Hard from Wikipedia and substituted mentions of McClane for Hotlips.  Yes, it was a bit lazy, but I felt that I could make that laziness work.

My monthly report about March 2013 was a rewritten and expanded version of one of my first reports (read it here).  I felt a bit cheap in reusing the old report (even though it was performed at a different venue), before realising that  was being utterly ridiculous.

Anyway, I was feeling pretty ropey on the evening of the gig, so my main aim was to get through it.  Which I did, just about.  I don’t really think I was very good, but it’s all a bit of a blur.  My two written pieces didn’t really work.  I think if I had been on better form I could have squeezed some laughs from them, but they just fell a bit flat.

I’m pretty much done.  Yeah, that’s it.  Before I go, I have to tell you about the best thing that’s ever happened to me since I started performing.  After the show, the audience were leaving the pub and I was approached by Donnie Hotlips.  He proudly revealed that he was wearing a “Donnie Hotlips and the Angry Birds World Tour 2013″ t-shirt.  Yes, really: he’d had a t-shirt made about a fake name/history that I’d made up about him.  I was genuinely amazed and thrilled that a bit of my nonsense had seeped out into real life. Amazing.

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