Gig 48: SAS Comedy @ Lass O’ Gowrie, Manchester – 14th April 2012

Another month, another stupid character act performed by me at SAS Comedy.  This time…Harry Potter!

The inspiration for doing this as a character basically came because I had the wig, found the glasses and realised that I could combine them to look enough like Potter to make a Bobby’s Snacks advert.  The result was this:

Last month, whilst at SAS (Gig 39), it struck me that I could use the “character” I created for the video, and also write some of my awful punny jokes based on the world of Potter, and combine these into a new act for the next SAS.  And that’s what I did.

My grand vision was to have a foul-mouthed, Northern Harry Potter who had decided to try his hand at stand up (in the same way that Gary Barlow gave comedy a go in Gig 10 and Gig 15 – which I can’t believe is so long ago!).  I managed to grind out 11 Potter puns and with my sweary introduction had about a 5 minute set.  I only actually managed to complete it on the day of the gig, but I decided to read the jokes out (which I made part of the act), so there wasn’t a lot to memorise.  There was an awful lot of stuff to carry, though: Gryffindor tie, wig, glasses, fairy wand, eyeliner (for fake scar), some Bobby’s Snacks (for a rather niche callback to last month) and a makeshift invisibility cloak (the blanket I sit under on the sofa).  My commitment to my art is quite incredible.

Boringly, it went well again.  My run of success at SAS has grown to worrying proportions.  I’m due an epic failure and it’s going to be painful when it hits.  The only slight negative, from a personal perspective, is that I felt slightly self-conscious of being reliant on the intentionally bad jokes again.  This might be slightly harsh, as last month’s Bobby’s Snacks tribute didn’t use them.  In any event, I’ve already got an idea on what I’m going to try next and it won’t be using puns, so maybe I should just shut up.

As if I need to mention it again, SAS Comedy is my favourite night of the month, you owe it to yourself to get yourself along to it.

Gig 46: Can’t Sing, Can’t Dance, Don’t Care Open Mic @ The Gillygate, York – 4th April 2012

Sunday: Chortlon! Monday: Leeds! Tuesday: Tyldesley!  Where would Wednesday take me on my exotic tour of the North?  It would take me to York.  The clue was in the title of the post, wasn’t it?  If it came as a surprise, then you’re really not paying attention.

As I’ve been off work all this week, I was able to combine this gig with a stop over for the night, mooching around fudge shops and a trip to Betty’s Tea Rooms.  The combination of spending most of the afternoon on a slow moving motorway (caused by snow…stupid country) followed by traipsing around shops meant that I was knackered by early evening and without much time to prepare.  Luckily, I was going to be performing the exact same set as the night before (Gig 45), so I didn’t really need to do much prep.

The venue was the classic “small room in the back of an old man’s pub” and felt just about right for my mood.  There were six acts performing on the night and I was on last.  As already mentioned, I did exactly the same set as the night before.  The only notable difference was that I managed to get my “telephone books” bit in, that I’d wimped out of the previous day.  Thankfully it got a laugh, but it was interesting that the laugh only came because I left a long enough pause after delivering it.  The Pause is a weapon that I’m learning to deploy more and more effectively as my confidence and delivery improve.  I think it’s probably a natural instinct, when you first start performing, to rush onto the next bit of material if an immediate laugh doesn’t come.  Having the instinct and nerve to wait for it to come is something I think you can only get with practice.

I also managed to wring out more laughs from my Dennis Hollyoaks story.  Partly this was due to me having more confidence that the audience might get it, but I think it was largely because I threw in more asides as I read it out.  My “personal bit” still appears to be a conundrum, but I think I need to sit down and try a re-write of the whole segment before I can really pass judgement.

Overall, it was neither the best or worst gig that I’ve ever done, but it went well enough for me to not feel depressed, and I felt like I learned something from the experience.  If you want to request a spot at this gig, click here.

Gig 45: Gatehouse Comedy-Club @ The Queens, Tyldesley – 3rd April 2012

The build up to this gig was slightly unusual in that I’m off work this week and had spent most of the day in Leeds (following a special assignment on BBC Radio Leeds – more on that later in the week), so only got home around teatime.  When I got home, I found I had an e-mail from the Gatehouse’s organiser, Kenny, saying that, due to unforeseen circumstances, the venue had to be changed at the last minute.  This didn’t seem to bode well.

I felt slightly lethargic after spending the day either walking about or in a car, but I managed to coax myself into a but of last minute prep.  Luckily, I had the material (mostly) down pat, and was really just double checking my timing.  With that out of the way, I had a bowl of soup (too much information?) and made my way over to Tyldesley, not knowing quite what to expect.

Luckily, the new venue – The Queens – seemed well up for having a comedy night, and there was an actual, real-life audience, despite the last minute change of locale.  Hats off to Kenny for managing to pull that off!  The format of the night was to have a paid opener – a break – 3 open spots – a break – finished by a headliner.  I was the first on in the open spot section.  My set for the evening was largely inspired by my recent gong show efforts:

1. “Stretched cat” – quickly followed by…

2. The “lawyer-advised” Joke Book variant (see Gig 38 for details) –  I thought it would be interesting to give this a try in a non-gong environment.   As a bit of a change, I played up my reluctance to do them\my “dislike” for the jokes themselves.  I’m not sure this really played into my hands.

3.  ”Can’t fight the Moonlight” – now a regular bit.

4.  Peter Andre – I’ve stuck with this as it’s quick and people seem to like it.

5.  Arnie –   The Arnie bit seems to have finally lost the  “controversial incomplete joke” bit, although I wouldn’t rule out a comeback at some point.

6. “So she lost her job…”  - has crept in to being a regular bit.

This is the end of my recent gong-show set, and it had gone down OK to this point.  Some bits got really big laughs, other bits less so.  I was pleased with how I stuck with it through the bits that didn’t go down so well, and didn’t get into that panic mode of rushing through the material.  That way disaster lies.

The next bit I had planned – we’ll call it “telephone books” – was a completely new bit, and I didn’t think that the audience would go for it, so I went directly into…

7. Dennis Hollyoaks and the Crystal Onion – I’ve been planning on throwing some short stories back into my sets, as I like the different energy you get from them.  Dennis Hollyoaks was something that I tried at the last Magical Animals (Gig 40) and I thought I’d resurrect it.  It didn’t get any reaction whatsoever.  Frankly, given that I dropped the “telephone books” bit, there’s no way I should have even contemplated doing this story.  Perhaps if I hadn’t dropped the immediately preceding bit I would have had the wherewithal to not to do it.  I certainly hope I would have.  It was quite obvious from the first couple of lines that it had been a mistake, but I was committed then.  I made a conscious decision not to bail out and to take my time with the delivery.  If I had just rushed through it then I think it would have done more damage to the remainder of my set.

8. Personal Bit – Despite it previously being a regular in my sets, this is the first time I’ve done it since it got a rather lukewarm reaction at Gig 35 back in the middle of February.  I have mixed feelings about the whole section.  It’s the only bit of material I have that hangs together as a 3-minute chunk, but the reactions to it seem to vary wildly.  I’m still not sure why this is.  I think some parts of it are probably worded a bit clumsily, and could do with a re-write.   Sometimes I think I should just drop it, but then there have been times when it really flies.   Overall, it didn’t go down amazingly well, with some bits feeling depressingly like I was just talking at the audience.  I think my performance in this bit was looser than I would have liked, but I mainly kept it together.

The saviour of this section was one particular punchline that went down really well.  It was a bit that went down so badly in Gig 30 that it actually made me forget what came next.  It made me forget what came next for a full minute.  Yeah, that’s bad.  Anyway, the punchline totally relies on the performance of the set up, and I think I really nailed it last night, so that was really satisfying.

And that was that.  It was a fun night in difficult circumstances.  What more could you ask for?

Don’t answer that.

Gig 43: Him and Me: Comedy Circus @ The King’s Arms, Salford – 21st March 2012

This was quite possibly the strangest gig I’ve done so far.

Comedy Circus is a new night run by excellent sketch duo Him and Me (formerly Him and Me TV – check out their Youtube channel), at the lovely theatre space at the King’s Arms in Salford.  It was a sketch\stand up\character night, so I offered the services of Den Kodd and his hilariously large teeth.  The night also featured stand up from Hayley Ellis and Susan Hanks, and an appearance from Barbara Angel, Ashton under Lyne’s number one psychic.

As showtime approached, it was clear that there wasn’t going to be a massive audience, and the bar was canvassed for any additional bums-on-seats.  Fortunately, three people said yes to the approach and came up to boost the numbers.   Unfortunately, these three people were…err, I’m not sure what the politically correct term is, so I’m going to say “not on this planet”.   As the show started, it became clear that one of the trio was not going to be able to stop himself shouting out, even had he wanted to.

Hayley was up first and… (this next section is written on the express instruction of Miss Ellis herself)… she stormed it! Amazing! Fantastic! She smashed it out of the park.  She smashed it so far out of the park that someone had to be sent to collect it and bring it back so she could smash it out of the goddamn park again.  She in no way was put off by the moron in the cap constantly shouting things out (“is Wrexham near Preston?”) and seemingly not realising that a show was taking place.    The problem with this sort of heckler is that they’re so out of it\in their own world that you can’t put them down or reason with them to be quiet.  It ends up just being totally disruptive.

It was into this atmosphere that Den Kodd arrived.  I decided to start with the remark “I’m a bit nervous, this is the biggest crowd I’ve ever played to.”  I thought that it was in-the-moment and that it might help defuse the tension.  What it actually did was put me into a weird low-key mood, as if Terry\Den Kodd really was nervous.   I was really overplaying the stuttering and stumbling over my words.   I realised that I wasn’t putting enough energy into it and that it was sapping the little will that the audience had left.  I tried to pick this up when I actually started telling jokes, but the audience didn’t really go for the first few and Terry knew it.   There was some interference from the trio, and the man in the cap left part way through my set.   However, his mate did pipe up a despondent “fucking hell” after every joke I told.   I don’t think he capable of realising that they weren’t supposed to be amazing.

Despite getting the odd laugh, it didn’t go great.  Weirdly, however, I sort of enjoyed myself.  It was kind of like an improv workshop for staying in character as Terry\Den.  I pretty much dropped everything I had planned, and it was taking so long to get through my forced and unforced interruptions that I ended up dropping some of the jokes.   I’m sure there was a massive lesson to be learned from it, but I’ve not quite processed it yet.  What it did make clear to me was that character comedy isn’t easy, just because it’s gone well for me so far.   If the audience aren’t going for it, then you still need the skills to get them onside (and not do things to alienate them further as I seemed to be doing).  Damn, there’s a lot to learn in this comedy lark.

Thankfully, the disruptors left in the interval and the second half was great.   It’s a shame that more people didn’t show up, but I hope Him and Me stick with it as it’s a night with a lot of potential.

Gig 42: Fed to the Lions @ The Laugh Inn, Chester – 20th March 2012

Gong, hanging in a frame, part of the Gamelan ...

Last night’s gig was Fed to the Lions at the Laugh Inn in Chester.  It was exciting to try out a new venue – and it’s a great environment for comedy – but I was also somewhat trepidatious at the thought of doing another gong show.  My last attempt at one – Gig 38 (Beat The Frog in Preston) – left me with mixed feelings; I was gonged off, but it felt like it went really well.  This confusion is symptomatic of my thoughts on gong shows at the moment.  I still don’t know how I feel about them.  The biggest problem is that I spend more time worrying about how not to get gonged off than I do about trying to be funny.  On the surface, this would suggest that gong shows are counterproductive to my development, but if I can work out how to deal with that then it can only stand me in good stead.

I decided to go with the same set that I used at Gig 38, but with the “this really shifty looking bloke came up to me” bit stuck back in (I’d dropped it for BTF because I’d done it there a couple of times before).   I didn’t really need too much preparation as I’m pretty much on top of the material now.  I did do a few run-throughs to get the order locked in, but I didn’t want too much to try and keep it all fresh.

The night has only been running for 3 weeks, so the audience wasn’t massive, but there was a decent mix of people and no any hopelessly pissed up contingent.  I was on 6th of 8 acts and I managed to last the full 5 minutes.   I felt it went pretty well, but, in fairness, the audience were pretty lenient (6 out of the 8 lasted the distance).   I didn’t manage to win the clap off, but there was one table who were clapping particularly enthusiatically for me.  This pocket of appreciation seems to be the norm for me, but in many ways it’s better to be loved by a minority than tolerated by a majority.

Hopefully they’ll be able to build the audience up as it has the makings of a cracking night.

 

Gig 41: Tales of Whatever @ The Castle Hotel, Manchester – 14th March 2012

About a month ago, somebody on Facebook mentioned that they were going to be performing at a storytelling evening called Tales of Whatever. I immediately knew that I had to perform there, even before I knew what it actually was.  A quick google search, and subsequent read of their web-site, I discovered the following description:

WE INVITE REAL PEOPLE TO TELL REAL STORIES – ONES THAT ARE:

• TRUE (THEY’RE PROBABLY ABOUT YOU)
• LIVE (JUST YOUR VOICE AND A MIC)
• NOTES-FREE (‘UM’ ISN’T A DIRTY WORD)
• NOT COMEDY (BUT FUNNY IS WELCOME)
• NOT A LECTURE (DITCH THE POWERPOINT)
• 10 MINUTES (ISH…NEED HELP? ASK AWAY!)

This only made me want to have a go even more, so I e-mailed Mark, the event’s organiser, and booked a spot. The format appealed to me for two main reasons: a) I like to try a range of performance styles in order to exercise different creative muscles, and b) I don’t have any material that’s personal\story-based, so it would be a nice way of trying to develop that.  Now, by nature, I’m not an anecdotalist, but I did have a story that went down well at Let’s See What Happens (Gig 22) – you can watch a video of it, here – about the worst internet date I ever went on, and I decided to give that another go.

The LSWH version was completely improvised and lasted around 6 minutes.  I remembered that I had written up an account of the date years ago, so I knew I could check that for any additional details, and thought of a few extra things to set up the story.  I felt sure that I could fill 10 minutes quite easily.  My preparation was little more than reading through the document I had, and thinking about it.  As this was a story and not a tight comedy routine, I didn’t have specific jokes that I had to hit – although I did have certain parts that I thought would get laughs.   This meant that it would be much looser than my normal material, and the possibilities for improvising new bits were good.

On the day of the gig, I was just really excited at the prospect.  I think the lack of pressure to be funny and the onus on telling a story, rather than regurgitating set lines, was liberating.  I only had a slight wobble of nerves when I assumed that my enthusiasm for the night was tempting fate and that would doom it to failure, but this was short-lived.  I tried to have a practice run on the drive over to Manchester and was a bit concerned that I didn’t get anywhere close to finishing, despite the trip taking far longer than 10 minutes.  I’ve noticed that running through material when driving does take longer than on stage – I think there’s a lot of natural stopping-and-starting due to paying attention – but it seemed to be seriously overrunning.

My story lasted 19 minutes.  Eeek.  Luckily, it didn’t matter too much as there were only 4 storytellers performing and the audience seemed to enjoy it.  There were plenty of laughs throughout, and, by the nature of it, bits without laughs.   Overall, it was a very rewarding experience.  It was the longest piece that I’ve ever performed, and I felt confident and comfortable doing it – if anything I had to truncate some bits when I realised how badly I overrunning.  I think there’s probably a ten-minute stand up routine buried in the story, so I hope to listen to it back and see what can be made of it.

It was an extremely enjoyable night as a performer and as spectator.  If you’ve got a story to share, why not give it a go?

Gig 39: SAS Comedy @ Lass O’ Gowrie, Manchester – 10th March 2012

Regular readers of this blog – should such a thing exist – will know about my twin obsessions of SAS Comedy and Bobby’s Snacks.   Saturday saw the two collide as I unleashed the debut performance of “Clive’s Consumer Queries”.

The basis of the act came from my ongoing blog posts about Bobby’s Snacks (read them, here), in particular the ones that featured outlandish descriptions of some of Bobby’s (excellent) products. I transcribed these posts and read them out at the last Magical Animals (Gig 34), whilst dishing out the said snacks to the audience. I don’t know exactly why I did this, other than wanting to see what happened.

It wasn’t a roaring success – the performance was hampered by a tight 4-minute slot and my descriptions being far too wordy – but I felt like there was something in it. What I felt it needed was more time to breathe, a looser structure and an idiotic character to hold it all together. Where better to put this into practice than SAS?

(Answer: Nowhere. Nowhere else would be better to do this.)

The framing device I came up with, if you will allow me to be wanky for a minute, was Clive’s Consumer Queries – a ‘hit’ internet-based consumer affairs show, presented by Clive Bunny. My preparation mainly consisted of thinking about it quite a lot. The bulk of the set would still be describing the snacks, but I knew I’d have to do this off-paper. The plan was to make a note of two or three key points for each variety, from the blog posts, and then improvise around this. I also had some ideas on what I’d say\do to set the thing up.

I had another busy week, so only actually got to do any actual practice on the day of the gig itself, and much of that was taken up deciding what to wear. I felt comfortable enough that I new what I was going to say, and that I’d be able to make some stuff up, but I just wasn’t sure that the prepared material was actually funny rather than just amusing.

As I was waiting to go on, I actually thought of a few extra things to say, and I mentally prepared myself to go on. The key with this sort of thing is making sure the character is big\daft enough and sticking with it. The thought of getting on stage started to get me excited (and I just couldn’t hide it).

Erm, boringly, it went really well. The prepared stuff worked. The stuff I thought of backstage worked. The stuff I came up with on stage worked. It’s a terrible anti-climax for this as a post, but it’s true. The improvisational aspect of it was what really made it come alive, with me doing things that I really didn’t expect to. Much of the success was down to physicality and the spontanaeity, rather than having to have thought of jokes. It’s this kind of approach that really makes character comedy special.

I really love performing in character, especially as the ones I do are basically just an excuse to act daft. In a weird way, pretending to be somebody else allows me to deliver a clear representation of who I am.

Ooooh… intellectual.

Gig 38: Beat The Frog @ Frog & Bucket, Preston – 7th March 2012

The last time I performed at Preston’s Beat The Frog (Gig 31) – just over a month ago –  I had been left clueless (and a little despondent) at how I would approach it next time.  I didn’t feel that I had the skill or the material to win the audience over with my current straight set.  I conceived of four possible options:

1) Do it in character.

2) Don’t prepare any material and just see what happened.

3) Try and write a set of material that I thought they might like.

4) Just try my usual stuff again.

Interestingly, I didn’t have “don’t do it” as an option.  Although I had questioned whether this particular night would be of any use to my development, I still hadn’t decided and thought the best way to find out would be to do it anyway.  Of the options I did consider:

1) I would have quite liked to have tried Den Kodd (Gig 33 & Gig 36), but as there’s not really a back stage area, I wasn’t sure of the logistics of doing my “Den Kodd” hair and inserting his teeth without anybody noticing, and I didn’t want to lose the impact of his initial appearance.

2) Although I would like to try this at some point as an experiment, it felt too much like giving up, under the circumstances.

3) They say that you should just write stuff that you think is personally funny, but I did think of trying a different style as an experiment.  I ran through some ideas of more observational stuff, and which bits of my existing material I might be able to convert.  I soon gave up when I realised that everything just ended up in my usual style anyway.

4) Realistically, it was always going to be option 4, wasn’t it?

Basically, I looked through my material and tried to pick bits that weren’t too obtuse, leaving out bits that were, and making sure I framed it all by explicitly making clear that my act was like this on purpose.  It had only been three weeks since my last straight stand up gig, but it felt like forever, and my material felt quite alien to me.  As I tried to pick a set, I felt as if I had no material, and it was a horrible feeling, but I managed to concoct something that I was willing to try, even if I didn’t hold out much hope for success.

I didn’t feel great in the lead up to the night.  It was perhaps the first gig I’ve done where I hadn’t had any enthusiasm for it beforehand.  To make matters worse, my previous gig (Gig 37) hadn’t gone great and on the day of BTF I was hit with a wave of epic tiredness that made me just want to go home to bed.  I knew I couldn’t do that, though, and got myself up to Preston.

The venue wasn’t as busy as last time – although still with a very healthy crowd in attendance – and I felt like I might have a better reception from those who were there.   This was based purely on gut instinct from scanning a room, so I don’t know how valid an opinion it actually was.  Anyway, to cut a long story short, I did have a better reception.  They didn’t say how long I lasted, but it must have been over 4 minutes.  Going off my timed run throughs, it could have been very close to five minutes.  Close, but no cigar… although that’s not quite the full story.   My set list for the night was:

1. “Stretched cat” – this is becoming a standard opener for me.  It works as a joke, but also indicates the kind of material I’m going to do.

2. The “lawyer-advised” Joke Book variant.  I’ve used the “joke book” in many forms.  Essentially I’ve got a book full of lame jokes and I use the book as a device to get them over.  On this occasion, I decided to address the fact that some people might not ‘get’ the opening joke – although I’m sure the vast majority did – specifically that it was supposed to appear to be going wrong and that I might do something else similar.  By addressing this early on, I was hoping to give the audience confidence that any apparent mistakes were actually part of the act.  I then suggested that my lawyer advised me to read out some pre-preapared jokes as a way of assuaging any fears they had about my competence.  By doing this, I was able to use some easily recognisable jokes, but in a slightly unusual way.

3.  ”Can’t fight the Moonlight” – now a regular bit.

4.  Peter Andre – This was a brand new bit, which was just a throwaway one-liner that I thought of in work.  It’s not spectacular, but I liked that it was very short and completely unrelated to anything else.   Importantly, it got a laugh.

5.  Arnie.  This is the first time I’ve done the Arnie bit without immediately going into the “controversial incomplete joke” bit.  I thought this would be a bridge too far and would almost certainly have gotten me gonged off.

6. “So she lost her job…”  - another bit I’ve done a few times before.  It seemed to go down OK.

7.  One Day in Liverpool.  This is the point that I got gonged off.  I was going to go into my short play, and to do that I had get the microphone back in the stand.  I’ve noticed with BTF that if a card or two are up and there’s anything approaching a pause\hesitation then the remaining cards shoot up, so I knew that this could be a key moment, especially as two cards were already up.  I probably faffed about too much at this point – partly because when I’d done timed run throughs, it had been about 6 minutes to get to that point, so I hadn’t expected to have to do it – and the final card unsurprisingly was held up.

So, I was frogged off and I was, quite literally, a loser.  Yet, it really didn’t feel like that.  There were people who were in fits of laughter, and quite a few people came up to me afterwards to say how much they had loved it.  Overall the reaction had seemed pretty good, despite the inevitable bunch of people who weren’t into it.  It felt like a win.

I don’t entirely know what to make of it all.  I’m still not entirely convinced about doing gong shows, but it at least showed that there is something for me to get out of them.  Who would have thought it?

Gig 33: SAS Comedy @ Lass O’ Gowrie, Manchester – 11th February 2012

I say it every time, and I sound like a broken record, but I bloody love SAS Comedy.  This month I was performing as Den Kodd.

The genesis of the character started in November last year when I received an email from the lethal duo of Victoria and Uncle Dave saying that I’d been they’d booked me for a gig in February, which was great news.  However, further on in the message was the line “You are Den Dodd and you will be supported by the Daddy Men.”  At first, I freaked out at the prospect of performing a character that I didn’t actually do and had no material for.  But it seemed like a really good gig to be involved with, so I resolved that I’d be able to come up with something.

My basic plan fell into place pretty quickly. I’d essentially be a reluctant Ken Dodd tribute act called Den Kodd.  I’d use the gags from my joke book and fill out the set with asides about how much Den didn’t like comedy and didn’t understand it.  The gig was planned for the day after SAS, so I planned to do a test run there (assuming I would be allowed to!).

In January I found out that I wouldn’t be doing the original gig, but was still wanted to do the character at SAS.  I also knew that I’d need to buy some fake teeth if I was going to fully evoke the essence of Dodd, so, you know, I bought some.  The second I popped the peggies in my gob, I instantly transformed into a somewhat sleazy, scouse bloke whose main goal in life was to unnerve my girlfriend.  This character was soon to take on a life of his own as Terry, “star” of a couple of YouTube videos that I’ve posted (see here and here).  It soon became clear that I wouldn’t be performing as Den Kodd; I’d be performing as Terry who would be performing as Den Kodd.

I had a gig on Thursday (Gig 32) and a busy week generally, so I didn’t feel like I’d had enough time to prepare.  I slightly freaked out on Wednesday night because I felt I had too much to do, but once Thursday was out of the way I managed to relax enough and was pretty confident on what I’d be doing.  I was going to use 18 jokes from the “Joke Book”, many of which I had used at Gig 1, also at SAS.  Although I knew the jokes, there was no way I was going to be able to remember an order, so I jotted down a word for each and had them on a small slip of paper to jog my memory.  As Den was intended to be a bit shambolic, it felt like an appropriate compromise.  I only really had a couple of run throughs, but felt pretty confident in improvising as Terry and had an idea of things I might say.

I was a little nervous on the way over to Manchester, but I totally relaxed as the show started and was just really looking forward to giving it a go.  The hair\teeth combination I had going on meant that people were laughing before I started, and luckily it continued throughout.  The jokes worked well; the character of Den Kodd was almost made for them.  I was also inhabited by the spirit of Terry and his endless quest to shut up his (imaginary) noisy neighbours.  Lots of the ad-libs worked really well, especially when I corrected my pronunciation of book (from buck to the traditionally scouse “buke”).   All in all, it couldn’t have gone much better.  And, yes, I know I wrote the same about last month’s SAS Comedy (Gig 26).

The last two gigs have certainly wiped out the memory of the previous two stinkers (Gig 30 & Gig 31).  It’s also made me think more about the type of comedy that I want to do, as I mentioned in the write up of Gig 31.  Perhaps I should try a bit of character comedy at my next assault on Beat the Frog…

Gig 31: Beat The Frog @ Frog & Bucket, Preston – 1st February 2012

So it was time again for Beat The Frog – the superior frog-based, comedy gong-show.  Last week I successfully lasted the full 5 minutes at the Manchester BTF (Gig 29), but this was my first return to Preston BTF since September last year (Gig 12).  If you want to know the format of the night then follow either of those links.

I had decided to do pretty much the same material that I performed in Manchester, but with a few minor tweaks; I removed a joke that was based on a 1980′s reference and added in a stupid impression (more on that later).  I had the running order sorted and it was all material I was familar with, so I felt confident that I knew what I was doing, even though I wasn’t confident of beating the Frog.

The venue was already bustling when I arrived and on an initial scan of the audience I thought there was a good chance that my stuff wasn’t going to play particularly well.  The vibe was one of people out for a general night out with a bit of free entertainment thrown in, rather than one who had specifically sought out comedy for the love of it.  I’m not currently at a level where I can convince this sort of crowd that my penchant for jokes that appear to be bad and\or that fail is done on purpose rather than through ineptitude.  My instincts seemed to be proved correct based on the reaction to the first few comics on (who were non-gong), and which of their material the audience went for (and, more pertinently, which bits they didn’t).

Although I thought my chances of success were slim, I didn’t let it deter me and just went for it as I normally would. I started my set with some of the usuals: “stretched cat”, “this really shifty looking bloke came up to me” and “can’t fight the moonlight”. There was a mixed reaction – as is often the case – with some people were going for it, some sitting blankly and with a few people “ribbiting” in an attempt to get me gonged\frogged off.  The next bit I decided to do was something I hadn’t tried since Gig 2, where it didn’t really work, but  it was something I thought I might be able to sell better now. This is the bit that got me gonged off.  As I’m unlikely to perform it again, I’ll reproduce it in it’s entirity to allow discussion:

(Normal voice) I’m going to have to lighten the mood now, so I’m going to do some impressions. Everybody loves impressions. I’ll be honest, I’m not an expert, but I’m going to give it a go. Who is this?

(Bruce Forsyth voice) You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. (pause). You’re a big man, but you’re out of shape…but didn’t he do well? (pause). My name…is Michael Caine….alright, my love?

(Normal voice) It was Michael Caine. As I say, I’m not an expert…

And that was that (they didn’t say how long I lasted but I would guess between 2 and 3 minutes).  Now, you know the bit doesn’t really work when your girlfriend asks you “what the fuck was that bit about?” So, you know, I’m happy that the audience made the right decision. To clarify the intention of the “joke”: I thought it would be funny if I did an impression which was supposed to be one person but just had the voice of someone else.  It made me laugh, anyway.

I don’t blame the audience at all for my demise, I just wasn’t giving them what they wanted. The questions that arise from this are: a) am I able to give them what they want, and b) do I actually want to give them what they want?  Undoubtedly I have a long way to go in my development as a performer and my material can get much stronger, but barring a drastic change in direction, will doing this kind of gig help or hinder my development?

I’m next booked in for Preston BTF on March 7th.  I’ve no idea how I’m going to approach it, but it should, at least, be interesting.

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