As I’ve not yet watched last night’s Celebrity Big Brother, I thought I’d take a look back at what I was doing last January. It turns out that I was mainly talking about Celebrity Big Brother.
2009 started with the post, The Can’t Be Arsed Factor, in which I finally got around to discussing The X Factor final. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘JLS’
13 Jan
Post Recycling – January 2009
14 Dec
The X Factor Finals: Grand Final 2009
The final of the finals is finally here. May God have mercy on our souls.
Saturday
Running Time (including the Xtra Factor): 180 minutes
Time I watched it in: 77 minutes
X Factor Ratio: 42.8%
Before I started writing this\watching the show, I remembered that someone was going to be leaving, so I thought I better make a prediction. I thought [...]
4 Dec
Post Recycling – December 2008
December 2008 was my first full month of writing PSGOM, which is why it’s a little depressing that I only managed to crank out 7 posts. At least my apathy makes writing this post a bit easier. Welcome to Post Recycling!
The first post of the month, on the 2nd, was Emergency Beacon, in which I [...]
20 Nov
MBM – Chicken Drumsticks + News
It’s just not acceptable to only have chicken drumsticks for your dinner. Are carbohydrates really such a cultural taboo? Variety is the spice of live, dear chum. Have a bit of bread today!
This was a very special message that was left specifically for the attention of Team Extreme member JLS. He appears to have suffered a bout [...]
4 Nov
Team Extreme – Friends and Foes
Over recent weeks we’ve met all of Team Extreme, and we’ve grown to love them. That’s not enough for some people and so now it’s time to meet some of the other characters that inhabit their wonderful world.
He’s a man of many names and many looks, but we know him simply as ‘Hot Toddy’. HT [...]
1 Nov
Team Extreme – JLS’s Ultimate Fantasy
I think that we can agree that we’re all massive fans of Team Extreme and that we’d like to get to know them better. In an attempt to do this I set a question to JLS: what is your ultimate fantasy? He felt he was unable to express this clearly in words, and so created this [...]
22 Oct
Meet Team Extreme: Part 1
Some of you, who remember my self portrait, from a week ago, may be wondering why I created a comic-book style picture of myself. The truth is that I belong to a covert government team, Team Extreme, who have to perform, err, covert government missions. At this point, I have obtained permission to introduce [...]
7 Oct
The X Factor: 2009 Finalists Vs 2008 Finalists
Well, I’ve only just posted about The X Factor, but, a comment from my friend, CJ, has made me question the assertion that this year’s finalists seem the strongest line up so far. I was going to address this point in the comments section of that post, but it seemed entirely fitting for it to [...]
8 Jun
Francis Rossi – Traitor?
My good friend JLS has given my this disturbing leaflet, that I believe he found lying around the office:
It looks like a Francis Rossi themed melon will be off the menu at the upcoming Blumenstyle banquet. In fact, it appears that the allegations are so serious that he may have his “GHD” title removed. One [...]
21 Jan
The Official Celebrity Big Brother Pole – 20th Jan
The ‘pole’ is controversially being published a day late, due in no small part to this controversial letter:
Steven,
I feel in would be inappropriate for me to participate in today’s BB
Pole as I failed to watch last nights show.
It is with deep regret that I did
not fulfil my duty last night. As a result I feel [...]
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