Gig 109: Comedy Night @ The Beech Inn, Chorlton – 14th May 2013

This month’s Beech Inn gig was, coincidentally, on my second anniversary of performing comedy (see here for details). Last year’s anniversary gig was cancelled (NOT Gig 58), so what would happen this time?

Well it would happen, that’s what would happen.

It wasn’t entirely clear that this would be the case when I arrived at the venue. It’s traditional for the audience to show up late, but by the scheduled start time there were only 6 or 7 punters present. It was by far the least attended of the Beech comedy nights, but we decided to plough on anyway.

One of the acts had dropped out the day before, so the format would be me doing my regular bits – Joke Book, The Donnie Hotlips Story: Chapter 6 and Monthly Report about April – followed by an act. Then there’d be a break, another two acts, a final break and then the headliner.

The opening section was tough. It’s difficult when there is a small audience, especially if they’re quiet, but I also wasn’t very good. Previously when we’ve only had three acts for the opening sections, I’ve done my monthly report in the second section, but this time I did all my nonsense before bringing on the first act. It was too much too soon.

Last week at Gig 108, I struggled with my joke book, because the context is everything with such deliberately shonky jokes. I seem to generate a steady stream of these crap gags, and it’s useful to be able to try them out every month, but the regularity seems to have robbed the section of its.  I think the problem is that, although I know it’s better to stick with audience chat early on, having some “jokes” to fall back on is too comfortable a safety net.  The bad jokes could still work, but only after I’ve dragged the audience onto my wavelength.  The main lesson I learned in my first few attempts at MCing was that it was a mistake to crowbar too much material in, especially at the start of the night.  This gig was a timely reminder of this fact.

Luckily, during the first break a number of extra audience members appeared.  Because I’d burned through all my material in the first section, I had to rely on audience interaction and acting daft, and this made things go noticeably better.  I don’t know how well it went from this point, but I no longer felt horrible about it, so that was a win.

The lesson learned from the evening was this: don’t forget the lessons that you’ve already learned.

Gig 108: The Worst Comedy Night in Salford @ The King’s Arms, Salford – 7th May 2013

The Worst Comedy Night in SalfordAt the first TWCNiS (Gig 104) I died on my arse.

I had to pull out of the second TWCNiS (STILL NOT Gig 106) due to illness.

What would the third TWCNiS bring me? Well, it would bring me THIS:

I was due to MC the night, and since I don’t have regular set pieces for this night (as I do at The Beech Inn), I wasn’t entirely sure what to do.  I had some new “jokes” written and thought I’d have a few short stories on standby, should I need them.

When I got to the venue, I had a look in the room and there were 10-15 people sat around.  They didn’t look like comedy night types, so I assumed they were a group of locals who didn’t realise what they were about to be subjected to.  As it turned out, 4 of the night’s spots would be taken by first time acts – who had recently completed a course run by Big Lou Jones – and a load of friends had come along to support them.  Now, given that they were of a slighter older democratic and they didn’t seem like comedy regulars (I hate to make snap judgements about people but, you know, sometimes you have to), I didn’t think that they’d necessarily go for intentionally corny jokes or whimsical short stories.  I decided to just go with some audience interaction and take it from there.

The opening section seemed to go OK (it wasn’t amazing, but it could have been much worse).  There were a few characters to chat with, which helped   but I kept things relatively brief, and brought on the 3 acts pretty snappily.   The second section was hosted by Lou who brought on his 4 pupils, and the audience were really warm and supportive.   All the acts did well for their first ever gigs.  Due to an organisational quirk, there ended up being only 1 act for the final section.  By this point, the audience had been laughing regularly and were engaged in the night, so I thought I might try out some ‘joke book’ jokes, just to see what happened.  Unsurprisingly, they didn’t work:

AUDIENCE MEMBER (to her friend): They’re just like Christmas cracker jokes.

ME: I know, that’s the point.

It was all a bit awkward, but I knew it was a risk, so I just went with it.

Overall, it was a strange experience.  On one hand, I was really pleased with my proactive decision to go solely with audience chat, rather than trying to crowbar my own style/material onto the them.  This is something I should have done at Gig 82, but didn’t, and it’s something that I’ve been conscious of ever since, without being to act upon it.  I didn’t exactly storm the opening section, but I think I made the correct decision.  On the other hand, I didn’t feel that I was able to be funny in a way that I wanted to, and that was a bit frustrating.

Telling my jokes was an incredibly humbling experience.  I’ve told those jokes many times before and got laughs from them (and the way that I tell them), but on this occasion they were just utter crap.  I was getting incredulous looks from the audience; their expressions seemed to be saying ‘how can someone telling such bad jokes be the MC of this night?’.  It was a lesson in the fragility of comedy.   As I’ve written previously – see here – context is king.  You can’t fake laughter and if someone doesn’t think you’re funny then you’re not funny.  It’s one of the scary things about stand up, but, ultimately, it’s what makes it so magical.

Gig 103: Magical Animals @ Sandbar, Manchester – 8th April 2013

Having been on my jolly holidays, it’s been a few weeks since I last had a gig.  Luckily, it was Magical Animals for my first one back.

Regular readers of the blog will know that I perform at M.A. nearly every month.  It’s a spoken word night where anything goes, and the spots are only 4-minutes, so it’s the perfect environment to try something new.  And I generally do do something new every time.  Because it’s not a comedy night, there’s no pressure and so it’s fun to experiment and mess about.

Last night I performed Some Things Never Change, a stupid, sort-of story that I wrote on Saturday, and also I had a few ‘joke book’ jokes that I wanted to try out.  Frankly, the story didn’t go down as well as I thought it might.  It didn’t get much of a reaction from the start, and continued to not get anything and so felt overly long and dull (a bit like this sentence).  I had fun telling the jokes, though.  My ‘joke book’ jokes are always terrible, but on this occasion, I really went out of my way to make them painful.  It was fun. Did I say it was fun? It was fun.  Look it’s been a long day, OK? I really can’t be bothered writing this now but I’ve started so I’ll finish (he he Mastermind).

Right, that’s your lot. I’ve got to go out in a bit and I’ve got to put the bin out before I do. Tsk.

P.s.

Ugh.  I’ve just read this back and it’s terrible.  Not even the repetition of “fun” could save it.  And we all know how much fun the word “fun” is.  Sorry.  I’m a bit tired and I’ve got a gig tonight so I wanted to get this out of the way.  I should probably stop now, I’m just making it worse for myself.  Part of me thinks that if I keep typing then I’ll somehow save this bad boy.  See? It hasn’t worked.

My Dream Gig

It’s Christmas morning.  I’ve received an e-mail asking me to perform at a gig in Birmingham on that very day.  There’s a decision to be made.  Am I going to sacrifice a festive Yuletide celebration with my family for an unpaid 10-minute spot at an unspecified location?

Of course I am; this is my dream gig.  And by ‘dream gig’ I clearly mean ‘a gig I did in a dream last night’.

So, I arrived at the venue, which was initially some kind of social club, with plenty of time to spare and, simultaneously, after the first act had started.  I didn’t know the running order, but I hoped to be on in the second half of the show, as I didn’t actually have anything prepared.  As luck would have it, I was on third and so wouldn’t have the interval to cobble a set together.  With just seconds to spare, I seemed to recall possibly having a ‘ Christmas quiz’ saved as a Word document somewhere.  This lead to the unprecedented step of taking an iPad on stage with me.

The audience was exclusively middle-aged women.  Middle-aged women who had clearly never been to watch live comedy before.  My ideal audience.  In an instant, I knew how to open: the classic ‘making a machine gun noise’.  Incredibly, this fell rather flat.  I managed to salvage the moment by saying something sarcastic (I can’t remember what) that made fun of the thing that failed in a way that made it look like it was intentionally supposed to fail.

Seizing the moment, I decided to go with some ‘real world’ material; if these gags had made living, breathing humans laugh then it surely couldn’t fail on these imaginary harridans.  Sadly, I struggled to decide between “revolutionary era France  and “this dodgy looking bloke came up to me…” and in my hesitance, I noted that the audience were complaining “not this again”.  I panicked.  I couldn’t work out how on earth they’d heard the jokes before (although, with hindsight, it’s clear that they were all actually part of my subconscious) but following a bit of basic audience interaction (can’t remember what) I determined that they’d actually been talking about something else.

Having been distracted from delivering a ‘real world’ gag, I was determined to give it another try.  This time I went with ‘stretched cat’.  Although I completely mangled the set-up, I did, at least, manage to say the punchline.  This was a true achievement for such a challenging set.

From this point on, things become something of a blur.  You’ll forgive my lack of recall when I tell you that it was at this point I discovered that the venue was not only “some kind of social club” but also was the middle of a field…on a Summer’s day! Incredible!

I decided to end my set by diving over the audience and landing on the stage in an expertly controlled forward-roll.  It wasn’t particularly funny, but it was, at least, spectacular.  I checked my watch; I had been on stage for 16 minutes.  Sure, I had badly overrun, but I think I can be forgiven in such extraordinary circumstances.

Gig 102: Comedy Night @ The Beech Inn, Chorlton – 12th March 2013

The Bob Blackman Appreciation SocietyI know I mention the following every month, so I’m just going to deal with it as quickly as possible:

Before the gig, I prepared a few bits of new material.  These were some new jokes, my monthly report (read it here) and the latest chapter of The Donnie Hotlips story (a fictitious biography of one of the night’s regulars – read it here).

OK, now I can get on with the actual write up.

The biggest drama that Tuesday night faced was that Andy, who provides the microphone and amp for the show, hadn’t shown up by the scheduled start time.  He got there 20 minutes late, and so we started 20 minutes late.  Yeah, I know, it doesn’t really qualify as a drama, so I’m not going to act like it was one (yes, I’m talking to you, Dave Turquoise).  It may not have been dramatic, but it did affect the way I started the gig.  As we were already running late, and because we had to fit in 4 acts as well as my monthly report, I put in lots of energy and urgency to make sure the audience were warmed up as soon as possible.

At this point in a post, I’d usually drone on about what happened to me and what I did or didn’t learn from the experience.  You can breathe a sigh of relief as I’m not going to do that.  Sometimes, it’s just a good gig and you have to enjoy it on that level.  All the acts were really strong this month, and the night seemed to keep building as it went on.  The night was topped off by headline act The Bob Blackman Appreciation Society (Johnny Sorrow and Richard Swan), who were amazing.  I couldn’t possibly describe their act, so I just suggest that you go and see them if you get the chance to.

Nights like this are what being involved in comedy is all about.

Gig 101: SOS Comedy @ 3MT, Manchester – 2nd March 2013

According to George Orwell, my 101st gig would be the worst gig in the world.  Well, guess what? It wasn’t the worst gig in the world, not by a long chalk. Screw you, Orwell.

The plan for this month’s SOS Comedy was this:  I had the idea for a new Gold and Brass sketch immediately after the last show (Gig  96), so that proved relatively easy to write,  and Lee Fenwick had written another sketch in which I was going to play one of the characters.  I had a couple of train journeys to Edinburgh (Gig 100) in which to learn both scripts, so everything was sorted.

I found out on Friday afternoon that, due to unforeseen circumstances, we wouldn’t be able to do the sketches.  I had to think of something else to do, and in the absence of a completely new, hilarious character act, I knew I’d have to go with something largely pre-existing.  I quickly settled on a version of the Simeon Gold’s solo act (last seen in Gig 71).  Simeon is a slightly different character when done solo, so I wanted to make him more like the Gold and Brass version (although, I don’t think I could describe what the difference is).  I also wanted to come up with a new introduction to address his membership of G&B’s theatre group.

On Saturday morning, I was struck by the idea of Terry Dowling doing a bunch of my more recent ‘joke book’ jokes (similar to Terry’s original incarnation as Den Kodd).  I quickly compiled a list of jokes, identified as keywords, and that was pretty much it.  I did a couple of run throughs just to make sure I could tell the joke from a keyword only, and planned to just take the list on stage with me.  As Terry is an awful comedian, it seemed to fit in that he would have to refer to his notes.  I decided to open with a version of “Revolutionary Era France” (a stupid shaggy dog story).  The way I usually tell this bit is too intelligent for Tez, so I had to tweak it to match his particular style.

For Simeon, I settled upon 3 tried and tested plays:  Spies Like Us, Bertie’s Speech and One Day in Liverpool.  I also threw in Walls Have Ears, which previously has only appeared at Gig 97.  On that occasion, I just read it out from paper and it wasn’t in character, so I felt I was at least treading some new ground with the act.

I still felt a bit under-prepared upon arrival at the venue.  It wasn’t so much that I thought I’d forget anything, but rather that I didn’t know exactly what I was going to do.  Thankfully, both acts went well.  Simeon appeared in the first half and I performed it more fluidly than I thought I would.  Terry was on in the second half and because he’s supposed to be rubbish, there was plenty of scope for messing around and using the moments where I genuinely cocked up.

Overall it was a really useful gig.  It was good to know that I was able to pull together two acts at short notice, and that they actually worked.

P.s.

I’ve probably got a few more things to say, but I’m not going to.  I’m having one of those moments where I feel really self-conscious about how annoying  and awful these blog posts are.  Ironically, the fact that I’m bailing on it rather than fleshing it out actually makes it a worse read.  Oh, the irony.

Gig 99: Open For Laughs @ Bar 1:22, Huddersfield – 21st February 2013

As Peter Marshall – Open For Laughs’ regular compere – was unavailable, the call went out for a replacement.  I was keen to try my hand at MCing somewhere other than The Beech Inn, so I answered that call like a man picking up a phone and answering a call in which he was asked to be the replacement compere at a comedy night.  And that man was me.  The replacement MC.

Although I’ve become more comfortable in improvising as MC, I still wanted to make sure I had a few things to fall back on.  I pulled together some “joke book” jokes and also some “contingency questions”, stupid questions to ask the audience.  As I write a “monthly report” for the Beech, I wanted to do something similar, so settled on writing some local material.  I basically looked through Huddersfield’s Wikipedia page and tried to think of some stupid jokes from that.  It proved more difficult than I anticipated, but I thought I’d be able to make the lameness of some of the jokes into a positive attribute of the report.

There were 8 acts on the night, so we simply split the night into two sections of 4.  As the start time approached, it was clear that we wouldn’t have much of an audience.  In the end there were 5 non-performing audience members, but with the 8 acts also in attendance the room was busy enough for us to go  ahead.  To be honest, it was touch and go as to whether or not I would count this as an “official” gig, but there were enough people there for it to feel like a real gig, so I had to treat it like one and so it counts.

There were some good things about my performance, but also some things that I need to work on.  On the plus side, I had fun and I felt totally comfortable being on stage not knowing what I was going to say next.

On a more self critical note, as I’ve mentioned when writing about MCing at The Beech (see Gig 98), I do like things to be a bit shambolic, but as this involves me doing things that can fall (intentionally) a bit flat, it inevitably leads to the audience’s mood going up and down.  I need to make sure I bring the acts on – especially the first act – when I’m on an upswing.  Also, I think that when you start introducing an act, you can’t faff about too much and go back into shtick, as it can kill the audience’s anticipation.  I did that a bit when bringing on – I think – the second act.  The other thing of note was when doing my “Huddersfield Report” at the start of the second half.  Some of the jokes were so lame that I should have just cut them, but I ploughed on anyway.  This took away from the gags that did get a laugh.  Just because you’ve written some material, it doesn’t mean that you have to do it.

Anyway, it’s hard to properly gauge how it went due to the size of the audience, but I had fun and was able to learn a few things, so it was a good night.

Gig 98: Comedy Night @ The Beech Inn, Chorlton – 12th February 2013

This gig was my fifth as The Beech Inn Comedy Night’s resident compere.  Since neither my stand up style nor persona lend themselves to standard MCing practice, the challenge has been trying to make it work in a way that makes sense for me.

The comedy night is held in the back room of the pub.  Because the room’s bright and there’s no stage, it feels intimate and informal.  Whilst the audiences aren’t huge, there’s always enough people to make it more than workable, so I try to create inclusive atmosphere in the room.

As usual, I did have a few prepared bits of material:

Some new jokes (a couple of which were road tested at Magical Animals the previous night (Gig 97)).

My monthly report – read it here.

The latest chapter of The Donnie Hotlips story (a fictitious biography of one of the night’s regulars) – read it here.

I usually read the monthly report in lieu of a third act on the running order, but this night would have four acts.  As this month’s headliner would be Gary Morris, a character comedian, the plan was to read the report as he made a costume change.  The other two bits would just be slotted in as and when I saw fit.

The day of the gig was notable as it was the first time that I wasn’t nervous pre-MCing.  I started things off feeling relaxed, but maybe I was a bit too relaxed.  It usually takes a while for me to get going when MCing.  This is partly because I know I’ve got to get the boring admin out of the way (phone off, don’t talk, format of the night), which feels a bit of a chore, but also because you have to take some time to gauge out who’s there and what the mood is. This opening section (of three) felt more of a struggle than usual, although I did get some good feedback, so maybe I just had to put more work in and that’s why it felt tougher.

Keeping in with my approach, I like my bits to feel (intentionally) shambolic, so as to give the night its own feel.  The downside of this is that it can maybe feel a bit too informal.  On this occasion it meant that for the opening act, Freddy Quinne, the audience were too chatty. Luckily, Freddy is an experienced act and so took the disruption in his stride.  At one point during his set, one of the audience members passed me a message (from an act who was running late), so I knew I had to reiterate the rules of the night in between acts.

During the first break, it became apparent that one of the acts wasn’t going to show up.  This meant that I would have to open the second section with my monthly report, and then use the Donnie Hotlips story to fill in when Gary was getting changed.

As the nice went on, I felt really warmed up and was just able to have fun, being daft and messing around.  I was being really silly, but also throwing in lots of awkward pauses and farting about with the microphone stand.  At one point I  spent ages trying to think of a joke on the spot, where I was intentionally stumbling around for something to say, “What do you call…No…why did the….where….” Eventually I came up with a really lame joke about Seabrooks crisps, which, amazingly, got a round of applause.  The joke (if you can call it that) wasn’t great, so it was a good indication of the audience being drawn in.  Compering in such a shambolic way is not going to be to everyone’s tastes and some people perhaps wouldn’t get that it was intentional.  Overall, though, I think that most of the audience enjoyed it and it felt like exactly the way that I should MC a gig.

Anyway, it’s taken me nearly a week to complete this write up and I’m getting fed up with it.  It was an enjoyable night, but there’s still a long way to go in becoming a competent MC.  I need to get myself going quicker and also need to remember that my job is to facilitate the other acts and not to make it the Steven Show.

It was a good laugh, though.

Gig 97: Magical Animals @ Sandbar, Manchester – 11th February 2013

Monday saw the return of Magical Animals following a month’s break.  As it’s a regular gig, I like to use it to try out new bits – especially stuff that wouldn’t be considered traditional stand up.  I usually have something lined up,  but this time I didn’t   On Sunday afternoon, I sat down to do a bit of writing and remembered that I had some unused bits and pieces that I’d prepared for November’s Bad Language (Gig 88).  After looking through the document, I decided to try out two unused short plays: Walls Have Ears and Tony and Kim Have An Argument.  I also thought I’d give a run out to Javier Have a Problem, which I’d previously tried at December’s Spotlight (Gig 92).

I was happy with Walls Have Ears, but a bit unsure about Tony and Kim.  There’s something that I like about it, but it doesn’t actually contain anything resembling a joke.  Javier worked quite well at Spotlight, but I’d realised that the middle paragraph (of three) was pretty redundant.  After reviewing it, I rewrote the offending paragraph to tighten it up.

As I’d be reading, I didn’t do a timed run through of the material, so on the day of the gig I started to wonder about which order to perform them in.  Ideally, I wanted to do Tony and Kim first, as it was the weakest piece (I hoped that by performing it in front of an audience it might help me work out what it was about it that I like).  However, I wasn’t sure of the timing of the three bits, and there was a chance that I’d only have time to fit two of them into my four minute spot.

I was still somewhat undecided even after I’d arrived at the venue.  My mind was made up after I thought of a new bit while I was sat waiting to go on.  The spontaneous chunk of tomfoolery was:

“Have you ever noticed how the pope goes shopping in HMV Jessops Comet…for horsemeat? What’s all that about?” (Trust me, it’s all in the delivery).

I really wanted to give this a try as time was literally of the essence with such hard hitting topical material.  I decided to drop Tony and Kim and then if I had any time left I’d just fill with one or two new jokes that I’d written.

And that’s pretty much it.  I did those things. They went pretty well.  I went home.

OK, I will make a couple of notes.  The “topical” opening went well, but really was all to do with the delivery.  I did tell you to trust me on this.  I’m also pretty sure that I’ll try Walls Have Ears again.  I do love acting out a stupid “play”.  The biggest thing I took away from the night is that I really should have dropped the second paragraph of the Javier story.  Despite a re-write, it remained totally redundant.  I’ll have to give it another run out in its new, shorter form.

Right, that’s it. Thanks for listening. xx

Gig 96: SOS Comedy @ 3MT, Manchester – 2nd February 2013

TerryThe previous (and début) SOS Comedy (Gig 89) saw a reboot of stupid theatre duo Gold & Brass (myself and Lee Fenwick).  The intention was always to follow it up with another G&B sketch this month, and after having the idea of what it was going to be about, it was relatively easy to write.

This left the question of what, if anything, I would do as a solo piece.  It’s been a while since I’ve written any new character material, so I didn’t have anything obvious to try.  I did quite fancy doing something else with Terry Dowling – a character I really love performing as – but, again, I didn’t have anything lined up.  Then I remembered my Roy Walker story.

This bit of material started out life as an idea for a one-liner based on Roy Walker and his catchphrases.  The problem I had was that in order to make the punchline work, I ended up with 90 seconds of set up.  At this point, the joke would usually be thrown in the bin, but I’m unusual so it wasn’t.  There was something about having a really boring, wordy set up capped off by a pretty lame punchline that I found really funny.   I also have a habit of starting my sets with bits that don’t seem like they’re going anywhere, and this fitted that bill perfectly.

I tried it out first at Gig 27, where I was able to get some kind of positive reaction (according to my somewhat vague post).   The joke’s next appearance was at Gig 35, where it didn’t really work.   From re-reading the post for that gig, it seems I was too distracted by  some of the audience being too young to get the reference, whilst worrying that some aggressive looking men were about to start heckling, for it to ever have worked.  I guess this experience soured me to the material for a while, and, although I really liked it, I didn’t know what to do with it.  The problem with doing an intentionally unfunny piece of material is that people might think that you’re just unfunny.

Six months passed and I’d largely forgotten about Roy and his fictional failed marriage.  Whilst lying in the bath, wondering what I could do at an upcoming Magical Animals,  I was struck with an idea:  if the set up felt drawn out over 90 seconds, how would it feel if it lasted 4 minutes?  The conceit I came up with was that I would start by mentioning that I’d been reading RW’s autobiography and then inadvertently start telling the story, before realising that I was running out of time and start hurriedly trying to complete the story (whilst getting frustrated at not being able to perform my “real” material).  By elongating the story it meant that I could add more stupid bits in, but the comedy would be mainly derived from my increasingly desperate attempts to finish.

And this is what I did at Gig 65, which thankfully went really well.  The next challenge would be to make it last for 10 minutes.  Which I did 10 days later at Gig 67, which again went really well.  In fact, it was one of my favourite ever gigs.  It probably wasn’t the best audience reaction I’ve ever received, but to have made the material work at all made it feel like a real achievement.   I couldn’t wait to try it again, and only had a couple of weeks before I unleashed it to utter indifference at Gig 69.

I guess I knew that the routine would fail eventually, but it was still disappointing.   Frustratingly, I was the architect of my own downfall.  The set is all about the audience and their reaction to me becoming embroiled in retelling Roy’s life story.  In Gigs 65 & 67, it felt as though the audience had bought into it quite early, so I was able to develop the story and work off their reactions.  On this occasion, the opening part of the set was met with silence.  At this point I should have broken away from what I was saying at directly addressed the audience’s indifference.  Instead, I ploughed on with the story.   Although I may not have fully have won the audience over by breaking away, this would have been in line with the intent of the material.  The approach that I took meant that I ended up just telling a boring story.

Gig 69 was on the 1st August last year.  Another 6 month gap.   I hadn’t intended to leave it for so long, but I guess I was looking for the right opportunity to resurrect it and when nothing suitable came along, I guess I forgot about it.  Anyway, you won’t be surprised to learn that I decided to do it as Terry.  I have a real sense of freedom when I perform as Terry; I seem to know what he would say in any given situation.  He’s also supposed to be someone who is trying to perform comedy without any talent or ability (or even a real concept of what comedy is).  This seemed to suit the material and the idea of him getting further and further away from performing his intended set, as the story progresses.

As I’ve not got the story written down I was relying on being able to remember it.  Thankfully it all came flooding back by just having a run through (although there may be bits I’ve forgotten that I’ve forgotten).  After that I did my usual trick of practising while driving, which I made sure I did with Terry’s teeth in (I can’t do his voice properly without them).  For the Gold & Brass sketch, we met up on the afternoon of the gig to rehearse.  It only took a couple of run throughs and we had it sorted.

Wow, this post is really dragging, isn’t it?  I don’t know why I felt the need to write the life history of the Roy Walker material, but it’s done now.  Don’t worry, I’ll try and move things along.  And, yes, I do realise the irony of me writing this bit and actually making the post even more drawn out.

Terry was on in the first half of the show.   The audience’s reaction to it seemed to fit into three categories   those who thought it was really funny, those who didn’t find it at all funny and those who were utterly baffled.  I was pleased with my performance of it, and there seemed to be enough people who liked it, but because there was a mixed reaction it’s difficult to gauge exactly how it went.

Gold & Brass was in the second half of the show.  I’m always a little nervous about forgetting my lines for these sketches, but, barring a slight cock-up at the end, it went pretty well.  I think it went down OK with the audience, but I get so wrapped up in acting it out that, again, it’s hard to know exactly how it went.

It felt like a slightly strange gig in that I really enjoyed both performances and they seemed to get decent reactions, but I came away with a slight feeling of it not having gone well.  I don’t really know why that was, but it’s a disconcerting feeling.  Maybe the reason that I feel that it didn’t go well was that it didn’t go well.  In which case, the idea that the individual bits received decent reactions might be entirely bogus.  In which case, it’s possible that on any occasion that I feel that I’ve had a decent reaction I might not have done.  In which case, does this mean that I’m one of those acts that’s deluded about how well they’ve done? I think being deluded about how well I’ve done is perhaps my biggest worry.  I’d rather be crap than deluded.  It would also be nice not to be so paranoid about this things.  Such is life.

Regardless of all my navel gazing, I came away from the night still with the ambition of stretching my Roy Walker bit out for a full 20 minute spot.  Maybe one day…

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