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One of the great features of having a WordPress blog is that it tells you what people searched for in order to end up on your site. I’m going to take a look at some of my favourite search terms from over the years. They’re very intriguing.
francis rossi traitor:
Post this search leads to – Francis Rossi – Traitor?
What’s the post about – The confusion and hurt felt by the members of the PTC (Pony Tail Club) when Mr Rossi snipped his PT off.
Reason why I like it – Because someone searched for Francis Rossi being a traitor. It’s quite funny, isn’t it?
cheeky chappy shaun costello:
Post this search leads to - Wall of Wonder
What’s the post about - A photo of all the stuff I had stuck on the wall next to my desk in work. This is accompanied by a key explaining what all the items are.
Reason why I like it - I love this post because it’s a reminder of the wonderful wall I had and all the hilarious things that I stuck on it. It’s one of my favourite posts of all time. Also, I love the fact that someone actually searched for the phrase “cheeky chappy shaun costello” as it’s so unlikely. To be honest, it’s so unlikely that it was probably me that searched for it and I’ve forgotten.
chilli & cranberry hair gel:
Post this search leads to - Blumen’ Marvellous
What’s the post about - An incredibly clever satire on a Heston Blumenthal type meal as created by infamous Warringtonian Goot “Goot The Crow” The Crow.
Reason why I like it - I made up chilli & cranberry hair gel as a wacky non-existent product, and yet someone wants to use it for real.
100 good reasons why to pour stuff on somebody:
Post this search leads to - ?
What’s the post about - I think it just leads to my home page or something.
Reason why I like it - Why is this person looking for reasons to pour stuff on somebody? Why are they so vague about what it is that they want to pour down somebody? It’s all a little bit sinister. Are they trying to justify a fetish to a partner? Why do they need 100 reasons? Wouldn’t a few be sufficient? I’m very intrigued.
the pompidou centre – functionalist dreamscape or postmodern eyesore?:
Post this search leads to - n\a
What’s the post about - I think it was something I said on Twitter, which temporarily shows up on my blog.
Reason why I like it - It’s a quote from Paul Calf’s Video Diary. I’m in no way taking credit for it. It’s just one of my favourite programmes ever and it’s nice to be associated with it, even in the loosest and most plagiaristic of ways.
lady sovereign extra teeth:
Post this search leads to - Home page
What’s the post about - Weirdly, if you search for this phrase in google, my home page is the first result. Since I haven’t mentioned Lady Sovereign since she appeared in Celebrity Big Brother I don’t understand how this can be. Also, if you search for the phrase within the blog, then it returns no results. Weird.
Reason why I like it - Haha, she’s got extra teeth, innit?
“i love chips”:
Post this search leads to - MBM – Chips
What’s the post about - It’s a milk bottle with a label on it which reads: “I love chips.”
Reason why I like it - I just really, really love chips. It’s nice to know I’m not alone.
“gravy loving fundamentalists”:
Post this search leads to - Holy Gravy?
What’s the post about - When I transferred PSGOM from Blogger to WordPress, the redirection didn’t work properly and you ended up on some weird Bible site.
Reason why I like it - Who could fail to be charmed by the idea of a group of religious zealots who just love gravy?
in the world war 1 did people pour gravy down their legs?:
Post this search leads to -?
What’s the post about - ?
Reason why I like it - Well, it’s easy to understand where this question was coming from. For the record (if you’re the person who asked this question), during World War 2 there were shortages of stockings, so women would rub gravy browning on their legs to give the appearance of hosiery. What they didn’t do was get a gravy boat, full of the delicious brown stuff, and pour it wholesale all over themselves. You’re an inadvertent pervert.
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