Liverpool 1 Everton 0

There’s always an extra edge when you play in a derby match, but the crucial thing today was for Liverpool to try and pick up all three points.  Yes, I know it’s a cliché, but it also happens to be true.

Like all true derbies, there wasn’t a great deal of football played, but the Reds were certainly up for the fight.  They were almost up for it too much when Kyrgiakos was sent off for a two-footed challenge after 34 minutes.  There was no doubt that he deserved to receive the red card, but Pienaar should have probably been sent off a few minutes earlier for a reckless tackle on Mascherano.  Liverpool managed to get to half-time without conceding and so were able to re-group.

The second half wasn’t as much of a challenge as you might have expected – Everton were toothless in attack.  The Reds were able to take the lead on 55 minutes with a Dirk Kuyt header, from a set piece.  This was quite staggering as Liverpool are woeful at set pieces.  The fact that Kuyt was a yard from the line, in the middle of the goal, was surrounded by Howard and Neville, and didn’t jump, all just made the goal more unlikely.

From that point on, the result looked fairly comfortable – far more comfortable than Everton should have made it.  Pienaar was eventually sent off, for a second booking, in injury time, and that was about it.

As I said at the start of the post, the three points were crucial, especially as Liverpool play Arsenal and Man City away in the next week.  Fingers crossed for those matches, I suspect that they’re going to be a lot tougher than today.

Liverpool 2 Bolton 0

Do you remember the days when I’d spend Saturday afternoons frustratedly trying to get the match on an unreliable internet stream? They seem like such a distant memory.

This match report comes ‘live’ from me watching the potted highlights on Match of the Day. Which I’ve sky-plussed.

You can’t really tell how the game played out from such brief summaries, but it didn’t seem a vintage Reds performance. Dirk Kuyt gave Liverpool the lead in the first half as he bundled the ball in the back of the net. It wasn’t pretty but they all count.

The performance seemed to pick up in the second half, despite Ngog missing an open goal. The game was sealed on 70 minutes, when an Insua shot took a wicked deflection off Kevin Davies.

Liverpool’s league form hasn’t actually been that bad in the last 6 games, despite some lacklustre performances. Let’s hope that the quality of play now starts to improve.

Wolves 0 Liverpool 0

Another disappointing result for Liverpool: a toothless goalless draw.

Luckily, it wasn’t on telly and I didn’t think to get an internet stream, so there’s two hours of my life that I didn’t waste.

My football blogging has been rather half-hearted lately, truly reflecting Liverpool’s indifferent season. Let’s hope that they have an upturn in their fortunes soon, if only to make me more enthusiastic in my writing.

Liverpool 2 Spurs 0

It was a crucial win for Liverpool last night, both in terms of league position and for the players’ fragile confidence.  The match was bookended by two Dirk Kuyt goals.  The first was a classy strike on 6 minutes, the second was a cooly struck, re-taken penalty, in injury time.

The result may well have been different had Jermaine Defoe’s strike not been incorrectly ruled offside.  This decision says more about the current muddle over the offside rule than any incompetence on the part of the officials.  You can’t have such an important rule be so open to interpretation.

The Reds deserved the win, though, and it certainly made a pleasant change.  It was a battling rather than classy performance, but that was what was needed at this point.  The players looked up for the fight (especially Carragher) and the crowd really got behind the team.  Hopefully this will be the start of something of a revival, but I’m not convinced just yet.

Stoke City 1 Liverpool 1

After Wednesday’s humiliating defeat to Reading, and with Gerrard, Torres and Benayoun out injured, would any of Liverpool’s squad be able to step up and show a bit of commitment?  One things for certain, if you’re playing away at Stoke then you’re definitely going to need to be committed.

It was something of a change of formation for the Reds, with Aurelio and Degen playing as ‘wingers’ and Ngog and Kuyt up front.  Lucas and Mascherano started in the centre of midfield, Carragher was at right-back and there was a rare start for Kyrgiakos in the centre of defence.

Stoke made a good start and really got into the Liverpool player’s faces.  The Reds struggled to string two passes together, initally, but gradually grew into the game, without looking overly convincing.

Rory Delap went off injured after 23 minutes, which could only be a relief to Liverpool’s fragile defence.

On 24 minutes, Lucas was scythed down in the penalty box – he was given a yellow card for diving.  A ridiculous decision.  Stoke lost a second player through injury a minute later, as Abdoulaye Faye left the pitch.

The first half ended goalless.  It was a spirited performance from Liverpool even if the quality of play and goals were lacking.

The second half started as the first ended.  Liverpool were finally able to take the lead on 56 minutes when the Stoke goalie flapped at a low free-kick from Aurelio and Kyrgiakos was able to bundle it in.

On 77 minutes, new signing, Maxi Rodriguez, came on for Degen, to make his debut.   He didn’t get chance to show us what he could do as Stoke pinned the Reds back for the remainder of the match.  This pressure finally paid off when they got an equaliser on 89 minutes.  I don’t even know who scored as I was too depressed to notice.

On 95 minutes, Aurelio whipped in a excellent cross and Kuyt headed it onto the post.  He should have scored.  It ended 1-1.

I should probably tidy this post up a little and try and do a bit of analysis, but I really can’t be bothered.

Liverpool 1 Reading 2 aet

I didn’t have the time or energy to write about Liverpool’s latest humiliation, last night. I’m not sure that I can really be bothered writing about it now.

I won’t dwell on the details, other than to say that Reading thoroughly deserved to win. That should tell you just about everything that you need to know. With Torres and Gerrard off injured by the start of the second half, the Reds were as toothless in attack as they’ve ever been.

The big question is what should happen to Benitez. I still don’t have a definite opinion. I think that chopping and changing managers, with no clear plan, is the death knell for a football club. That said, Rafa seems to have completely lost the dressing room. There are no easy answers.

In some ways, this sort of highlights what an amazing job that Benitez did in turning Liverpool into title contenders last season. The squad looks very mediocre, and although they’re all the manager’s own signings, there’s been a clear lack of investment for a ‘top 4′ club. I know that some people will challenge this interpretation, but you only need to compare how many players that Liverpool and Manchester United have in each price bracket and you’ll soon see the truth.

Anyway, this point is this: I hate football.

Reading 1 Liverpool 1

Bleeding rubbish.

Luckily, I was talking to Dr Angel while the match was on, so I didn’t dwell on it at all. It’s the only answer to the problem of a crap football team.

I don’t really have anything else to add.

Aston Villa 0 Liverpool 1

Liverpool have been waiting for a slice of luck for a while.  Tonight, they got the whole pie.

I was all prepared for a frustrating evening looking for an internet stream, when I turned on the telly to see Villa Park in a snowstorm.  I’d missed the first twenty minutes, but at least it was 0-0 and I hadn’t missed anything.

The remainder of the first half was pretty even and very scrappy.  On 30 minutes, Pepe Reina produced a staggering, instinctive save to stop a certain goal.  Andy Gray said that he thinks Reina is the best goalie in the league, which seems to be the best kept secret in English football.

The second half was pretty dour.  The Reds controlled large passages of play but looked toothless in attack.  Villa had periods of pressure and looked much more likely to score.  A draw was looking like a good result and I could feel another loss on the cards via an impending sucker punch.

Remarkably, the sucker punch was landed by Liverpool.  It was a couple of minutes in to injury time when a ridiculous string of mistakes (from both sides) resulted in a perfect ball (from a Villa player) for Fernando Torres.  He slotted home with a trademark finish.

Bizarrely, Benitez brought on Aurelio when injury time was up, which only prolonged the final whistle.  It made no sense for him to do it.

Anyway, the result was harsh on Villa, but it was a crucial 3 points for Liverpool.

Phew.

Whatever Happened to my Ten Predictions for 2009?

Back on the 3rd January I made 10 predictions for the forthcoming year (here).  I thought I’d take a look back and see how accurate I was.

1. A day won’t go by without me messing with my IPhone to the point of obsession (and beyond).

This one is certainly true, although it wasn’t so much a prediction as it was a fact.  If it had buttons then they would have worn out.

2. I’ll get angry on a weekly basis over internet forums discussing either “why UK comedy is shit and US comedy is great” or “why US comedy is shit and UK comedy is great”, especially those contributors who state opinions with Hitler-like zeal.

Anger isn’t very healthy and so I’ve avoided forums wherever possible.  I would be very angry if I were to read them, though

3. This year’s ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here’ will feature someone putting their hand in to some insects whilst squealing.

I didn’t watch a second of it, but I still know that I was right.  This doesn’t make me a genius.

4. The longer that Liverpool stay in the title race, the more I’ll turn in to a nervous wreck. If they’re still in with a chance of being champions in the last week of the season then I will have to be hospitalised.

Well, Liverpool stayed in with a chance of winning the title until the last week or so, but I probably wasn’t as nervous about it as I thought I would be.  It probably helped that we were reliant on Manchester United to slip up, and so destiny was never in our own hands.  This season my nerves are all based on just how badly the Reds will do.

5. Football pundits will give opinions that are so black and white, in order to make mundane incidents seem ‘controversial’, that they will cease to have any meaning.

This will be true until the end of time, or until the end of football.  Whichever comes first.  I did some heavy-duty slagging off of pundits when they were all writing Liverpool off at the start of the season.  Sadly, they were correct.

6. I’ll buy books at a rate faster than I can read them.

I’ve not kept track of this throughout the year, but ever since I’ve been writing Reading Habits, I’d say I was just about breaking even.

7. I’ll compulsively update my Amazon recommendations every dinner time while at work, not satisfied until I’ve checked up to at least 500 suggestions. Eventually it will recommend the perfect book.  Hopefully.

I don’t do this as much as I used to, mainly because I’m messing about with blog related stuff.  It’s still not suggested the perfect book yet.

8. Sky + HD will continue to be an enigma, even after I’ve had it installed. The question will go unanswered; is it the greatest thing ever, or slightly disappointing?

I got Sky HD a couple of weeks before making the prediction and it is semi-true.  Some programmes look amazing on it and some programmes look slightly better than before.  What makes it harder to judge is that you get used to watching in HD and so some of its impact is lost.  It’s still great though.  I have to tell myself that because it costs so much.

9. I sadly won’t blog as much as I’d like to and then feel really pissed off that I didn’t, resulting in the odd week throughout the year when I’ll post every day for a week or so, before giving up for a couple of months.

Well, it’s been a year of two halves (literally).  There was the four month hiatus I, inexplicably, took from both blogs, January to May.   It looked like the prediction was about to be breathtakingly accuarate, and then something happened:  I started writing regularly.  I’ve actually done daily updates since 14th August, which is quite impressive (to me).

10. Computers will become so cheap that you’ll get one free with Saturday’s Daily Mail. This one is more of a punt than the others.

Well this didn’t come true – well, I assume it didn’t.  However, September saw the first video advertisement in a magazine (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8258307.stm) and that’s sort of what I meant.  Honest.

And that’s that.  Not very interesting.  I will endeavour to make my predictions for 2010 a little more thrilling.  Or I just won’t bother doing them.

Liverpool 2 Wolves 0

My excuse for not watching the match today is a family party – it’s my gran’s 87th birthday (happy birthday, Gran).

Anyway, Liverpool won, which was nice. It’s not good when getting a win against a newly promoted side feels like a special christmas treat.

Fingers crossed for a dramatic upturn in form in the new year.

UPDATE: Well, I’ve just watched Match of the Day. It took a sending off and a heavily deflected goal for the Reds to seal the win. Sometimes it can take a scruffy win to get your confidence and momentum going.

I’ve still got my fingers crossed.

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