Boring Blog Stats – June 2010

What would happen if some of the members of Limp Bizkit were to form a new band with some of the members of boyband 5ive?  Even if you don’t know which members of each group were involved, you have to say that it was inevitably going to be something of a crazy enterprise.  My mind is almost boggling with the infinity of possible outcomes.

With this thought experiment in mind, please find yourself welcomed to this month’s Boring Blog Stats.  Continuing the see-saw motif established in previous months, June saw a predictable drop off in the number of hits.

In May,  the figures were:

The World of Sherby57 – Total hits = 752, average hits per day = 24.3

Pour Some Gravy On Me – Total hits = 1100, average hits per day = 35.5

In June, they were:

Sherby57 – Total hits = 640, average hits per day = 21.3

PSGOM – Total hits = 915, average hits per day = 30.5

Top Posts for the Month

Sherby57 -

Home Page – 185 hits

Genetic Engineering – Has it gone too far? – 100 hits – If you didn’t know that this was going to be the number one post then you’ve never read Boring Blog Stats before.  How dare you.

Sexy Lamb – 36 hits – Baby Lamb maintains the number two spot for the second month in a row.  As a cat, she’s sadly not that impressed with her achievement.  Why would you be when you’ve got a bit of foil to chase around the house?

A Hilarious A-Team Joke – 36 hits – A new entry, but a worthy one.  I can only assume that there have been more A-Team searches with the movie being released soon.   I may even go to the cinema to watch it as a sign of thanks.  To be honest, I’ve written some intentionally awful jokes over the years, but this is one of my finest awful jokes.

PSGOM -

Home Page – 402

Sex Sells: The Mr Banana Penis Story – 65 hits – It’s another post about the guy with the banana penis.  He’s so bloody popular.

England 1 USA 1…Meh – 29 hits – A bit of a moany post about not being interested in the England team and the World Cup.  At least I had a moan about it all before they got knocked out.

iThink iWant an iPad – 28 hits – Yes, I managed to write a whole post about whether to buy an iPad or not.  In fact, I managed to write two posts about it,  as I followed up with iThink iStill Want An iPad…Possibly.  That was a post in which I was even more unsure whether or not to buy an iPad.  I’ve still not decided. Will there be a third post on this riveting subject? I don’t know yet.

Somewhat shockingly, the post There’s a Ghost in my Caravan didn’t get into the top 3.  I thought this would be a hit generator of the highest order as it contains an exclusive photo of a ‘ghost’.  It’s one of the more convincing ghost photos that I’ve ever seen.  I mean, it’s obviously not really a ghost, but surely someone should post it onto a supernatural investigations forum and get my blog lots of visits.  Selfish.

England 1 USA 1…Meh

So, England eked out a joyless one-one draw with the USA in their opening game of the World Cup.  What did we learn from this match, other than the fact that only English goalies make such ridiculous howlers on a frequent basis?  I don’t know about you, but what I learned is that I wasn’t a bit bothered about the result.

I’m not a nationalistic person by nature, and my interest in the England team has waned over recent years, so I wasn’t exactly shocked that I wasn’t bothered.  I do usually have a vague interest in the World Cup matches, though, so I was at least mildly surprised that I didn’t care in the least.  I watched the match in the pub and I began to feel slightly embarrassed when I realised that I was the only person not reacting to the action.  I had to actually stop myself laughing when Robert Green threw the ball into the goal; not because I wanted England to lose, I think I was just struck by the absurdity of the situation, rather than being upset by conceding a goal.

I don’t expect any one to necessarily agree with or even understand my position (although, it would be nice to know I’m not alone).  It’s definitely a personal point of view that I wouldn’t try and convince anybody else to concur with.  I am kind of curious as to why I think like this, though.  I think in the main it’s because, although I can understand being proud of where you come from, I don’t feel the need to prove myself for this thing called England.  Also, on a much baser level, I find it increasingly difficult to forget my staunch Liverpool allegiances and cheer for players that play for rival clubs.  I know it’s a bit pathetic, but I am still a football fan.

Apart from those reasons, I think I struggle to relate to the concept of “England” – it somehow doesn’t feel specific enough for me to get behind.  If there was a North West England team then perhaps I’d feel more connected.  Likewise, if we had a British team then I’d feel more inclined to get behind it.  Somehow, “England” seems to fall in the middle and I don’t quite know what it means.  Maybe I’m just thinking about it too much.

The final reason that I can’t warm to the national side is because it seems symptomatic of the whole commercialisation of everything.  The country seems to be caught in an ever escalating spiral of buying stuff to prove that you are celebrating the thing that you’re only celebrating because you can buy stuff related to it.  The worst offender in this category is Halloween, which seems to have become increasingly popular solely because you can buy stuff with pumpkins on it.  How long before we totally forget the true meaning of Christmas and it becomes purely about how many tacky lights you can fit on your lawn?

Anyway.   I should probably go now, as I suspect that I may be coming across as a bit of a killjoy.  I won’t regale you with my views on how unbearable the country will become if England were actually to win the bloody thing.  I’ll just wish the lads good luck and hope they do well – although I’ll probably do that in quite a half-hearted way.

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