Gig 100: Laughing Horse New Act of the Year Quarter Final @ The Beehive Inn, Edinburgh – 28th February 2013

28th February 14:08 – On the train

Is there a more fitting way to commemorate my 100th gig by travelling to Edinburgh to perform? Erm, I don’t know.  100 is only deemed a number of note because we happen to have ten fingers.  If you take that into account then you realise that it has no more significance than any other number. As such, it’s probably not appropriate to commemorate it in any manner.  So there.

With the humbuggery out of the way, I’ll tell you about my upcoming gig.  You may remember that I progressed in the Laughing Horse New Act of the Year competition in Gig 94, so it is for the quarter final that I am heading North.

Most of the quarter finals are down in that London, but I’ve got friends (Tim and Ellie) in Edinburgh so it seemed an ideal opportunity to combine the gig with a visit.  Luckily, I was able to swap my original offer of a London date for this and that’s why I find myself sat on a train.

I’ve decided to go pretty much with the same set as I’d used in the heats, so I spent the early part of this journey pulling the bits together and having a run through (in my head).  I think it makes sense to go with familiar material when you’ve a) only got 5 minutes and b) you’re being judged.

Yes, I am travelling to Scotland to do 5 minutes.  Yes, I know it seems mental, but this is the world of stand up comedy and it’s perfectly normal. Don’t worry.

Anyway, it’s a beautiful day, so I’m going to enjoy the view, listen to a few podcasts, and, oh yeah, probably run through my material again.

2nd March 10:26 –  On my sofa

So, let’s get it out of the way: I didn’t go through to the next round.

I was met at the station by Tim at half past four.  I had to be at the venue at 7:45, so we had plenty of time to drop my bag back at his place, get some tea and catch up.  The plan went somewhat awry. By the time we’d stopped for a coffee, taken a leisurely stroll to the flat and had a cup of tea (we’re not barbarians), we hadn’t really left enough time to get over to the other side of town and to stop for food.  Worry not, food fans, all was not lost.  The venue sold food, so, you know, we ate there.  Yeah, I know.  Not the greatest anecdote, but it is true.  We didn’t have long to eat, though, so my superhumanly fast consumption of ham, egg and chips did mean that I’d have to endure some pretty impressive indigestion.  Lovely.

The gig was held in the classic “room above a pub”, which held about 50, but with an actual audience of about 12.  It was strange to compare it to my heat in Bury which had been a surprisingly large venue, which was full with an audience of over a hundred.  It felt slightly anti-climatic, but I was still looking forward to performing (despite the indigestion).  There were 11 acts on the bill (out of a scheduled 14), so the night was split into 3 sections. I was on third in the middle bit.

The set I had settled on was:

“This shifty looking bloke came up to me…”
Joke Book
Moves Like…
Arnie from Wigan
One Day in Liverpool

In the heat I’d also used “Telephone Books”, but I cut this for time.  I guess I must have overran by quite a bit in Bury.  One of the main features of this performance was just how aware of the time I was, and how this affected me.  My opening bit worked as planned :  it starts out being a bit ambiguous as to where it’s going, which helps heighten the audience’s reaction when I reach the punchline.

I usually segue into “Joke Book” by using the device of playing up the audience’s uncertainty of the opening section.  I’ve become less comfortable with this approach because as I’ve learned to deliver the material better, it works with the audience better and so I’m increasingly working off an audience reaction that isn’t there.  I think this is the first time where I’ve felt overly conscious of it, and so my transition into telling the jokes didn’t feel real.

From this moment on, I always felt a fraction off.  Some of the bits of material didn’t quite get the same reaction that they usually would and it felt like a constant battle to keep on top of it.  What made this more difficult was the pressure of keeping to 5 minutes.  It’s generally good practice to make your spots the length that they’re supposed to be, but this is even more true in a competition where you can have points deducted or even be disqualified if you overrun.  Because I knew I was already cramming my material into my allotted time, I didn’t feel like I could let my act properly breathe, as I usually would, to get things back on track.

This isn’t to say that I went down badly with the audience, and I did get laughs in most of the right places.  There were a couple of points that didn’t get the laugh they usually do, but I was able to pull this back with an additional line.  However, if I compare myself to Bury, which was the same set under similar circumstances, I know that I wasn’t as good.

The votes were counted and four acts went through to the semi finals.  As you know, I wasn’t one of them.  Deep down I wasn’t really bothered, but as the names were read out, I felt an unexpected pang of disappointment.  I suppose it’s only natural.  It’s really hard to judge how it went.  I felt like I got lots of laughs, which was confirmed by Tim and Ellie (who I am assuming weren’t just humouring me), but I clearly wasn’t liked that much by the audience.  If I had been on top of my game it’s possible that the outcome would have been different, but we’ll, obviously, never know.

Anyway, I had a lovely time in Edinburgh. It was great to see my friends and throw a gig into it for good measure.  As I came off stage, I felt really aware of where I hadn’t been great and where it could have been improved.  Hopefully this is a sign of me developing as a comic and something I can use to improve.

NOT Gig 75: SAS Comedy @ Lass O’Gowrie, Manchester – 18th August 2012

English: Gary Barlow onstage at a Take That co...

Gary “Gazza” Barlow.

So, I’ve finally got all my Edinburgh-related posts out of the way and I STILL have to mention it.  Annoying.

Saturday 18th was our final day in Edinburgh and the morning was spent eating cake (see here).  Our train back to the promised land (i.e North West England) was at two o’clock and, all being well, we’d get home just after 6.  At which point I’d have an hour or so before having to go out again to do SAS Comedy.  If it was any other gig then I might have felt a smidgen of annoyance at having to summon the energy to go back out, but this was SAS and I was well up for it.

I was supposed to be doing two spots; Terry Dowling, which I had been planning to do at last month’s cancelled gig (NOT Gig 67), and a resurrection of Gary Barlow, in order to fit in with the night’s summer festival theme (he’s a musician).  I was pretty confident that I knew all of Terry’s “set”, but it had been ages since I’d last “done” Gazza, so I intended to use the train journey to learn it.  Although this wasn’t ideal – I wouldn’t be able to practice out loud – I was able to get back into the material pretty quickly, and even came up with a couple of new bits.  Unsurprisingly, the train was delayed, meaning that we missed the connecting train.  As a result, we only got home at quarter past seven, so I had to pretty much go out straight away.   It all ended up being a bit of a rush, but, as I’ve already said, it’s worth it to perform at SAS.

Only I didn’t get to perform at SAS, as you probably guessed by this being NOT Gig 75.   Like last month, this was purely down to a lack of audience. It probably didn’t help that the gig had been postponed by a week, but there was also nobody in the pub.  When I checked downstairs at around quarter to nine, there were literally 3 people in the place.  By the time we gave up at about twenty past nine, that had swelled to around 10 people.   Hardly a bustling Saturday night.  It was annoying, to say the least.

On the bright side, I had spent a bit of time getting familiar with both Terry’s and Gazza’s sets, so it should be easier for me to get into them when I eventually get around to performing them.  On the less bright side, this continues my incredible Jonahesque gig-killing prowess.  I’ll be honest, that’s one particular stand-up skill that I didn’t want learn.

My Edfringe – 17th August 2012

English: Scottish comic-book writer and playwr...

It’s Grant Morrison, innit.

Hey, guess what? It’s finally my final post about my boring exploits in Edinburgh. Huzzah! I’ll try and make it as brief as possible. Danke.

Comedian’s Comedian Podcast @ The Gilded Balloon: 12:15

I listen to the Stuart Goldsmith’s Comedians Comedian podcast because a) I like podcasts, b) I like comedy and c) I like podcasts about comedy.  It felt only right and proper for me to go and see the live version while I had the chance.  The guests were Pappy’s and they talked about what it was like to be in a sketch group that wasn’t really a sketch group. I’ve made it sound dull, but it wasn’t. It was very interesting.  If you liked listening to people talk about creating comedy. Which I do.

Asher Treleaven: Troubadour @ The Gilded Balloon: 16:30

We had seen Asher Treleaven go down a storm at Set List a couple of nights previously (see here) and we had a spare hour or two that needed to be filled. You do the math(s).

P.s.

Have you done the maths yet? Oh, you haven’t. Well, the answer was: we went to see him. It was fun.

Phill Jupitus: You’re Probably Wondering Why I’ve Asked You Here @ Stand 1: 18:45

This show was improvised character comedy, so, you know, was right up my street (metaphorically). He was clearly enjoying himself on stage, but in a good way, not in a self indulgent way.  Lots of fun and the audience loved it.

Grant Morrison @ The Book Festival

Do you know the comedian Grant Morrison? No? Well that’s because he’s a comic book writer. It’s an easy mistake to make.  I’ve been reading Morrison’s comics 24 – yes 24 – years (and yes, I am sad for knowing exactly how long it has been) and he’s pretty much my favourite writer, so this was a surprisingly emotional event (shut up).  Reading comics has always been a pretty solitary pastime for me, especially in my teenage years, and the creators who seemed like superstars to me were totally anonymous to everyone else I knew.  Seeing someone who’s had such an impact on my cultural life in such a prestigious setting seemed like the culmination of something.  I don’t know what that something was, but the fact that it felt like something was the important bit.

As a result of this book talk, we knew we were going to miss The Joy of Sketch, which I had bought tickets to prior to getting the Morrison ones.  We were planning to go and see Eddie Pepitone afterwards, as a last minute substitute, but the location and timing of the Book Festival event meant that even this wasn’t feasible.  Since then, all I’ve read is about how great Eddie Pepitone was and that he was one of the unmissable acts at the Fringe.  Really annoying, but worth it.

Technically, this wasn’t my last day at the Fringe.  You can read about that, here.

My Edfringe – 16th August 2012

I will preface this post by re-iterating how irrelevant it is to anything but my own records.  Which is stupid because, you know, I don’t have any of my own records.

Daniel Kitson: As of 1.52pm GMT on Friday April 27th 2012, This Show Has No Title @ Traverse Theatre: 15:45

It seems pretty redundant for me to say this, but this was brilliant.   I won’t say too much because a) I don’t want to spoil it for you, and b) I want to finish this post asap.

Laughing Horse Free Comedy Selection @ Comedy Bus at The Free Sisters (Free): 17:30

I performed at this.  See Gig 74 for details.

The Wonderful World of Wilfredo @ The Tron: 22:20

Some of my stalkers may remember that I gigged with Wilfredo back in Gig 36, and I’d seen this particular show as a preview a few weeks ago, so I knew that it was going to be great.  And you know what? It was great and I was right.  Again.  Anyway, you should go see Wilfredo if you can, not many performers could combine being totally grotesque and utterly lovable into one sexy, buck-toothed package.

So, as you can see, this was a particularly quiet day for watching shows.  This was for one of these reasons:

a) We couldn’t be arsed/Fringe Fatigue.
b) We wanted to go and see some of the sights e.g. eat some cake in a cafe.
C) Because there’s too much choice. Seriously, it’s like some ridiculously extended sweet shop metaphor. You wander from venue to venue trying to work out what would be good to see. Only the things that you really want to see at that venue are never on at the time when you want them to be on, so you go to another venue hoping to find something else to see but there’s nothing you wanted to see before you came to Edinburgh and there feels too much pressure to pick something at random. For God’s sake, you could end up picking something that wasn’t very good and that would be a whole hour of your life wasted. And it’s only later when you realise that if it wasn’t that good that’s all part of the experience anyway, so it wouldn’t have been a wasted hour. Then you remember that you compiled a list before you came to the Fringe with shows that you really wanted to see and loads of interesting recommendations from friends and for some reason you haven’t looked at the list for the entire duration of your stay. You suspect that you’re an idiot. So you go and mill around instead of seeing a show and get a burger with a bit of cheese on it, which really annoys you but you have to grin and bear it cos you’re starving and you don’t know what to go and see. The end.

Gig 74: Laughing Horse Free Comedy Selection @ Comedy Bus at The Free Sisters, Edinburgh – 16th August 2012

We’d gone to see Daniel Kitson’s theatre show directly before this gig.  Kitson finished at 17:05, and the Comedy Bus show started at 17:30, meaning I needed to try and get there for 17:15.   As it was going to take a few minutes to get out of the theatre and then it was a minimum of 15 minute walk between venues, we thought it was prudent to jump into a cab as quickly as possible.    Rushing out of the theatre and acquiring a taxi was achieved pretty easily, but we didn’t take into account that we were in the middle of a busy city and it was rush hour.  As we sat in traffic I became increasingly twitchy as to whether we’d get there on time.  It was really quite dramatic.

As it turned out, we arrived with about 5 minutes to spare before the show started, so I had time to get a drink and get myself sorted.  All in all, that was a crap anecdote.

It turned out that the Comedy Bus was, and you’re never going to believe this, a double-decker bus.  The performance area was the top deck (which was full), while the acts skulked around on the bottom deck waiting to go on.  It also turned out that the majority of the 6 or 7 acts were doing their own shows, so I would be on the more inexperienced end of the bill.  I had a 5-minute spot, so I decided to go with the same set as Gig 72.

Erm, it went really well. It was probably the best gig of the four I performed in Edinburgh (and annoyingly, the only one I didn’t get a video of).  So, yeah.  That’s another crap anecdote.

This was the final gig I did in Edinburgh, although I wish I had done more. Of course it helped that they’d all gone really well, and it only made me wish that I’d been up for longer and doing my own show.  Maybe next year.

 

My Edfringe – 15th August 2012

Before I begin, I will make two points. Firstly, this post is clearly no longer relevant because the Fringe has now finished. Secondly, I know I keep mentioning that these posts are no longer relevant and that it’s annoying, but I’m going to do it anyway. With that out of the way, let’s take a fascinating look at what shows I went to see over two weeks ago.

Funkrocket 5000 @ The Caves: 12:55

Rachel and her therapist, Dr Benoit, have decided to form a band. That band is called Funkrocket 5000. Funkrocket 5000 are awesome. I have to declare that I know both the performers in FR5K – Rachel Lancaster and Lee Fenwick – but me being biased didn’t stop this being an excellent show.

Wil Hodgson: Care Bear Punk @ Canons’ Gait (Free): 14:25

I’d seen Wil Hodgson supporting Mark Thomas back in 2009 – see here – and had really wanted to see him doing a solo show. A mere three years later and I got that chance, with an, incredibly, free show. Care Bear Punk was a kind of ‘greatest hits’ package from previous Edinburgh shows, which seems an excellent way of making use of lots of excellent material that might not otherwise see the light of day. Doing a free show is also a good way of advertising his main show – this year being Kidnapped by Catwoman – which I really wanted to see but, sadly, couldn’t fit in. Hopefully he’ll get to tour it.

Fresh Faces at The Free Fringe @ The Southsider (Free): 16:30 – I performed at this, see Gig 73

Seymour Mace: Squeg! @ Stand 2: 19:00

Another performer who I know, but also another performer who I know who did an excellent show. Seymour had a show planned for the Fringe, but decided to throw it away to try and get back to the kind of natural comedy he’d make before he was a comedian. This involved the audience writing down questions/statements/suggestions and Seymour going through them and ‘riffing’ off them. In lesser hands this could have been a travesty, but the hands were not lesser, so it was great. Seymour’s spontaneous material was a lot stronger than many comedians I’ve seen, which added to lovely inclusive atmosphere made for a stand out show.

Jo Caufield: Thinking Bad Thoughts @ Stand 1: 20:15

We were over at the Stand side of town with an hour to kill in between shows and some dodgy weather looming, so it only seemed sensible to go and see another show. The most convenient show was Jo Caufield, so we picked that. She’s not the kind of comic that I’d normally go and see, but in many ways that made it more interesting. She’s clearly very good at her job. Her job is comedy.

Geoff the Entertainer @ Stand 4: 21:20

Geoff is a tramp. Geoff is a tramp who likes to entertain. Geoff is an entertainer. Geoff the Entertainer. Another show from Lee Fenwick, this was a lot of fun, with the unscheduled ghost tour of the building being a highlight.

Simon Donald’s School of Swearing @ Stand 2: 22:30

I’ve sort of lost the point of what these posts are supposed to be. I don’t want to ‘review’ any of the shows, but I sort of semi-half heartedly seem to be doing that. It doesn’t feel right. Anyway, Simon Donald’s show featured lots of swearing and was funny and good.

Set List @ The Caves: 23:59

Some comedians turn up and have to improvise a set based on a set list that they’ve never seen before but have to act as if it’s their usual set. Hilarity literally ensued.

That’s it. I’m done. I’m not even going to bother proof reading this, so there.

Gig 73: Fresh Faces at the Free Fringe @ The Southsider, Edinburgh – 15th August 2012

You may be thinking, taking into account how long it’s taken me to write this, that I’ve lost all enthusiasm for writing up what I got up to in Edinburgh.  And you’d be right.  I’ve lost all enthusiasm for it.   It doesn’t really help that the Fringe has now finished, but I’m going to grimly plough on.  Enjoy.

Since this gig was nearly 2 weeks ago and I didn’t make any detailed notes, I’m not entirely sure what happened.  The most notable aspect to the day was having a dinner that consisted of two massive bits of chocolate cake and loads of coffee.  This might have had an effect on my performance but, fortunately, the inevitable crash came around 2 minutes after completing the gig.

The venue was the classic ‘back room in a pub’, but it was closed off and just the right size for the gig.  By the time we started, the room was pretty full – so much so that the acts had to wait outside.  Having a decent sized audience was a bonus, but this was soon negated when I was asked to go on first.  Those of you who read my blog regularly will know that I haven’t had a lot of success in opening recently, but will also know that I just get on with it when asked.  So I just got on with it.

Thankfully, it went really well.  I know that’s a bit of a boring story, but it’s true.  My set was:

1. “This really shifty bloke came up to me…” – quickly followed by…
2. “These are definitely jokes…”
3. Telephone books.
4. “You don’t like…”
5. Arnie from Wigan.

The main thing to note is that I made sure I stuck to my 5 minutes, even though I would have loved to/probably have gotten away with doing longer.  I think it’s good karma to stick to your allotted time.

That’s it.  I don’t have anything else to say.  The gig went well. Go me.

My Edfringe – 14th August 2012

I’m already getting a bit bored of writing these posts, so this one is particularly dull. Nevertheless, here is my second day in Edinburgh and this is what I saw:

Tony Law: Maximum Nonsense @ The Stand 1: 12:30

I’ve seen Tony Law a couple of times before – see here and here – and thought he was brilliant, so I was really looking forward to this. Luckily, he didn’t disappoint. This was probably the best show I saw at the Fringe this year, it was absolutely fantastic. I’m not alone in my praise, and he’s rightly been nominated for whatever the Perrier award is called this year. I can’t recommend seeing this show enough.

Richard Herring’s Edinburgh Fringe Podcast @ The Stand 1: 14:15 – with guest Brendon Burns + stand up from Grainne Maguire.

As I mentioned in my previous post, I’m a big consumer of Herring’s podcasts, so it was great to be able to see one of them live, and provide some financial contribution towards the whole endeavour. It was fun. Brendon Burns was good value, and they talked about some interesting topics.

I liked it, it was fun. I’m also really bored of this blog post/series of posts, but I’m committed to finishing them now, so suck it up.

Phill Jupitus is Porky the Poet in 27 Years On @ The Jam House (Free): 16:00

A combination of poetry, stand up and stories, with special guest Owen O’Neill. It was a lot of fun, and the combination of it being a large room (300 seater, pretty much full) and a free show gave it a lovely relaxed feeling.

Ugh. It’s a good job I’m not actually reviewing these shows. That was awful. Remember, these posts are just for my own records. I know they’re not well written.

Josie Long: Romance & Adventure @ Pleasance Courtyard: 18:00

For the sake of my relationship with my girlfriend, we’ve agreed never to discuss this show ever again. Suffice to say, I liked it; my girlfriend hated it. Just don’t tell her that I said anything.

Him and Me: Sketch Circus @ City Cafe (Free): 20:00

Him and Me are always good fun, and they were again. Because, you know, I used the word ‘always’. If I said: “Him and Me are always good fun, but this time they weren’t” then I would have been a) a liar, and b) an idiot.

My Edfringe – 13th August 2012

Here begins the tedious process of documenting which shows I went to see in Edinburgh. Don’t worry, I’ll give you a nudge if you fall asleep.

Comedy Brass @ Meadow Bar (Free): 15:15 – I performed at this, see Gig 71

Fresh Faces at The Free Fringe @ Belushi’s (Free): 18:00 – I performed at this, see Gig 72

Richard Herring: Talking Cock @ Udderbelly: 20:15

Richard Herring is the comedian whose shows I’ve been to see most. He’s one of the few comedians who can make shows that are interesting and informative, while keeping them laugh out loud funny. He also puts out so much excellent free material (mainly as podcasts), that it would be churlish not to pay to see him when I have the chance.

This year’s show is a re-worked version of his 2002 effort, Talking Cock. In Talking Cock, he talks about cocks. Cocks. Penises. Dicks. Via a survey on his web-site, Herring has compiled a list of facts, figures and attitudes toward the most beloved of members, and challenges the audience’s preconceptions. This makes it all sound really serious, but it’s probably the most gag heavy show I’ve seen him do. So much so that, at times, it felt as if it was a different comic entirely.

It will be really interesting to see how the show develops when he takes it on tour.

Peacock & Gamble Don’t Even Want to be on Telly Anyway @ Pleasance Dome: 21:40

I’ve been listening to the Peacock & Gamble podcast in the run up to my Fringe expedition and they are right daft. So I thought, “why not go and see them live ‘cos they sound like they’d be right daft.” So I did and they were. They were right daft, which is, if you know me, a very good thing.

I didn’t really know what to expect of their act, so it was a really pleasant surprise. Like a strange combination of Lee & Herring and Cannon & Ball, this was an engrossing, fun and funny hour. Oh, and Naughty Keith showed up. He is dead, dead naughty. Highly recommended.

And that concluded the activities of my first day in Edinburgh. Apart from, you know, going to bed and that.

Gig 72: Fresh Faces at the Free Fringe @ Belushi’s, Edinburgh – 13th August 2012

With Gig 71 out of the way, I had just an hour and forty minutes – plus a trek down the hill – until Gig 72. With the gigs so close together it was a bit of a relief that I only had a 5 minute spot (although I would have, obviously, preferred to have done longer). I was doing straight stand up, and 5 minutes disappears before you know it, so I felt pretty confident in what I was going to do.

Fresh Faces at The Free Fringe is, unsurprisingly, an open spot show for newer acts. There was an audience of about 10 in attendance. In normal circumstances this might seem on the small side, but given this was the Fringe then it felt positively healthy. My set was:

1. “This really shifty bloke came up to me…” – quickly followed by…
2. “These are definitely jokes…” This ‘joke book’ section was fun, and I played up the ‘fact’ that I’d used up most of my time explaining what a joke was, which seemed to work well.
3. Stretched Cat.
4. One Day in Liverpool.

The last time I’d tried this material – at the infamous Gig 68 – it had completely failed, so it was great that it went down well on this occasion. I felt relaxed and had a lot of fun playing around with it. My spot ended before I could really get into it, but I think it’s important to stick to how long you’ve been given and it doesn’t do any harm to leave the audience wanting more.

After this, we went to see two shows (details to follow in a future post). It was a pretty good way to spend the day.

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