MBM – Sorry & Yorkshire Tea

It’s another MBM double, you lucky, lucky idiots…

No.

Sorry.

Every ounce of creativity has been stolen from my soul.

Sometimes, I just don’t have anything to offer.

Q.  How can anyone in their right minds like Yorkshire Tea?

A.  They can’t.

In fairness, the Yorkshire Tea wasn’t quite as bad as I had anticipated.   It doesn’t seem to taste of soil any more.

If you don’t know what the Milk Bottle Manifesto is about, then please click here.

 

The Perfect Cup of Tea

The perfect cup of tea is one that you got somebody else to make for you.

Everybody likes their tea in a different way. Milky and weak. Strong and not-milky. Strong and milky. Weak and not milky. The combinations are literally endless.

Given this infinite spectrum of taste possibilities, it’s almost inconceivable that getting someone else to make your drink will result in your exact specification. It’s hard enough to meet your own criteria when it comes to brew-making.

However, this doesn’t matter. Any discrepancies are soon overcome with the sheer delight of not having had to get up from your chair. Heavenly.

P.s.

I think we can all agree that it’s always nicer when it comes out of a pot. It just is.

Powered by Plinky

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 206 other followers