Love. Exciting and new.
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
And so started every episode of the excellent cruise liner based TV show, The Love Boat. In a way, isn’t taking a look at your blogs statistics very much like an episode of The Love Boat? No, you’re absolutely right. They’re nothing alike. Lets’s take a look at those stats anyway.
In April, the figures were:
The World of Sherby57 – Total hits = 679, average hits per day = 22.6
Pour Some Gravy On Me – Total hits = 700, average hits per day = 23.3
In May, they were:
Sherby57 – Total hits = 752, average hits per day = 24.3
PSGOM – Total hits = 1100, average hits per day = 35.5
Top Posts for the Month
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Home Page – 230 hits
Genetic Engineering – Has it gone too far? – 147 hits – A classic post about a man who has a banana instead of a penis. Does he look familiar to anybody, and what’s his link to Team Extreme?
Sexy Lamb – 27 hits – A photo of one of my cats when she was a little baby. She’s reclined in a ridiculously provocative pose. Rest assured, she got into this position of her own accord, no matter how unlikely that may seem.
Amazing Animations! – 25 hits – I can’t believe that these animations have been on the internet for 3 years and Pixar haven’t offered me a job yet. Life can be so cruel sometimes.
PSGOM -
Home Page – 483 hits
Leaving Facebook – 69 hits – It’s a weird world in which your most popular post is one about deleted yourself from a web-site. The most amazing thing about this is that it means “Sex Sells” wasn’t my most popular post for the first time in the history of Boring Blog Stats.
Flight of the Conchords @ Manchester Apollo – 68 hits – That’s right, “Sex Sells” isn’t even the number two post for the month. Many thanks to the New Zealand comedy folksters for having so many fans.
Sex Sells: The Mr Banana Penis Story – 56 hits – Ah, there it is. It’s a post that discusses the popularity of the previously mentioned “Genetic Engineering” post from Sherby57.
Team Extreme Versus The Nazis – 53 hits – Good old Team Extreme. When they’re not out saving the world, they’re helping me to get more hits.
Top Posts of all time (so far)
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Genetic Engineering – Has it Gone Too Far? – 3434 hits – See. I told you it was popular.
Geordie Jokes – 670 hits – I’m one of the best joke writers in the world and everyone loves the Geordies. It’s no wonder that this post has gone rocketing up the rankings.
Goot Crow Industries and Global Influence – 582 hits – What do you mean that you haven’t heard of Goot the Crow? I think you’d better go and read this post. It might just save your life. P.s. Please don’t confuse Goot the Crow with Team Extreme’s Goot. It’s complicated.
PSGOM -
Sex Sells: The Mr Banana Penis Story – 813 hits – I think we’ve already mentioned this one.
The X Factor Finals: Week 7 – 145 hits – I’d like to think that this post has been so popular because of my insightful analysis of the talent contest. It’s not, though. The post contains the word “upskirt”. It really is that tragic.
About Gravy – 126 hits – I guess that people just want to find out more about me. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.
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