The Gravy Boat – Der Naughty Kitty

January 17, 2010 1 Comment

It’s been a couple of weeks since the last Gravy Boat, so here’s another Hans Klaussner special. It’s an extract from his 2007 Edinburgh show, Der Naughty Kitty Goes Krazy. It’s…quite odd.  I also do an impression of a Chris Tarrant sounding waiter, a story about the Asda and I briefly pretend to be a holiday rep.

Normal service should be resumed this week.

You can listen to it on iTunes, here:

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=340803894

Or, if you prefer, you can just listen to it here:

http://thegravyboat.podbean.com/2010/01/17/the-gravy-boat-der-naughty-kitty/

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A Non-Post

November 18, 2009 Leave a comment

Today is one of those days in which I don’t have time to write about anything that anybody might be interested in reading (even if I write it in such a way that makes them not want to read it), and instead write a post explaining that I don’t have time to write a proper post.   The tortuous lengths that I go to in order to not miss a day’s blogging.

Anyway, the most interesting thing that I can think of to discuss is regarding Adsa sandwiches.  Specifically, why don’t they make any nice ones?  Yeah, I know, it’s not very interesting.  I would like an answer though.  I’d like them to make nice sandwiches more than I’d like an answer, of course.

Is that really the only thing that I’m going to mention? Yes, I’ve got to go off my dinner now.

Hope you’re all having a lovely day, anyway.

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Horror Meat

November 10, 2009 9 Comments

 

A Breast of Lamb

People of a nervous disposition should avert their eyes now.

I was having a lovely look around my local ‘The Asdas’ store yesterday, when I happened to glance upon the most horrendous of food stuffs – Rolled Boneless Lamb Breast.  It is the most hideous cut of meat known to butchery, although it may be misleading to use the word meat, when it is actually just a roll of fat.

 

Breasts of Lamb

A gang of lamb breasts, looking menacing.

Given that it looks like something out of a horror movie, what sort of sicko would eat such a thing?  What sort of recipe would they use to conceal the fact that they’re eating a big slab of fat for tea?  How are they able to eat it and not instantly die of heart disease?

Answers on a postcard, please.  Or in the comments section, if it’s more convenient.

 

 

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