MBM of the Year 2012: The Winner

January 4, 2013 4 Comments

It’s finally time to announce the winner of this (last) year’s MBM of the Year.  2011′s competition saw a record-breaking 8 (eight) votes.  Would 2012 live up to this gargantuan figure?  No.  No, it wouldn’t.

2012 saw an incredible 6 (six) votes cast, with 2 (tw0) of them by me.  Amazing!  It’s heart-warming to discover just how unpopular MBM, this blog and me truly are.   So, without further ado, I reluctantly declare this…

MBM - Terry Towelling

…as MBM of the Year 2012.

See you next (this) year!

 

 

Catch up with the nominations in full:

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MBM of the Year 2012

December 21, 2012 1 Comment

2012 has been a terrible year for the Milk Bottle Manifesto.  As pundits speculate on the reasons behind this unexpected fall from grace, it’s time to cobble together the nominations for MBM of the Year.

Terry Towelling

MBM - Terry Towelling

Hi!

My name is Terry Towelling and I’m reet sexy.

He is, indeed, ‘reet sexy’ but I’ve been asked to point out that he is no relation to Terry Dowling.

Jive Bunny

Jive Bunny

Et tu, Jive Bunny?

Did Jive Bunny betray Julius Caesar? I guess we’ll never know…

Skull & Crossbones

MBM - Skull and Crossbones

A late entry, this iconic image blah blah blah, something about milk.

And that’s it! Last year saw a mind-bending 8 votes cast.  Can we beat it this year? Probably not, but I’m going to persist with this anyway.

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MBM – Skull and Crossbones

December 13, 2012 Leave a comment

MBM - Skull and Crossbones

Arrrrr. Ye drink this milk at yar own peril, landlubber…

Don’t panic if you don’t know what the Milk Bottle Manifesto is and think you’re an idiot; you can read about it, here.

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MBM – Stronger Bones

October 12, 2012 Leave a comment

Milk…it makes your bones stronger.

It does, though, doesn’t it? It makes them stronger.  Calcium and all that. Ah, science.  Erm.  Sometimes MBMs can be boring.  You just have to deal with it.

If you don’t know what the Milk Bottle Manifesto is about, then please click here.

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MBM – Milk Man

October 3, 2012 Leave a comment

This week’s MBM features some amazing Tipp-Ex art:

Is the crazy character actually a milk man, or is he just wearing a t-shirt with “milk man” on it, or is he literally a milk man (i,e. a man made out of milk), or is it just something else? Art really makes you think.

If you don’t know what the Milk Bottle Manifesto is about, then please click here.

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MBM – Whatever Happened To…

September 27, 2012 Leave a comment

Team Extreme’s JLS has contributed the following:

Whatever Happened To MBM?

I think we can all agree that the post-modern usage of an MBM to question the very existence of MBM is a move so maverick that they’d be likely to cast Mel Gibson in the remake. Well done, JLS.

If you don’t know what the Milk Bottle Manifesto is about, then please click here.

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MBM – Hidden

September 20, 2012 Leave a comment

It’s been ages since the last MBM, but like buses here’s one now. Stop! Stop! Driver! Hey! I want to get on this bus. etc.

This is a hidden message.

Right.  I know it’s not the most exciting label ever, but it is dead, dead clever. It’s like invisible ink, only Tipp-ex and you can see it.

If you don’t know what the Milk Bottle Manifesto is about, then please click here.

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MBM – Jive Bunny

April 26, 2012 Leave a comment

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Et tu, Jive Bunny?

If you don’t know what the Milk Bottle Manifesto is about, then please click here.

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MBM – Welcome to The Milk

March 28, 2012 Leave a comment

What would it be like if a bottle of milk was actually a daytime magazine-format television show?  Well, it might be something like this…

Hello,

Welcome to “The Milk”.  On today’s show, we meet a woman who has eaten nothing but onions for the last 20 years.  Then, Russell Grant tells us why people are always confusing him with Russell Brand.  That’s coming up after the break.

If you don’t know what the Milk Bottle Manifesto is about, then please click here.

 

 

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MBM – Terry Towelling and Stalker Milk

February 8, 2012 Leave a comment

Hi!

My name is Terry Towelling and I’m reet sexy.

 

Warning

This milk has been following me home at night. It’s proper freaky.  Do NOT make eye contact.

 

If you don’t know what the Milk Bottle Manifesto is about, then please click here.

 

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