Pretty Vacant
July 25, 2011 6 Comments
I’ve got nothing in particular to say today, so I’m going to write this.
Intriguingly, my really inconsequential posts often get more hits than my “substantial” ones. I’ll be honest, that’s a little bit depressing. Not only does it kind of negate any effort that I put into writing, but it suggests that I’m at my most interesting when I’m being most vacant.
For example, at present my heartfelt exploration of my 8th stand up gig is less popular than a photo of a charity shop window. Why do I even bother?
Anyway, this is is a post about not much, so it will probably get loads of hits. Unless it doesn’t, in which case it won’t. We’ll see what happens.

since when has there been ads on wordpress? I feel violated.
What kind of ads??? I can’t see any!
Seriously, there was a car ad slap bang in the middle of one of your pages.
How very bizarre. I didn’t even get any commission. I assume you clicked on the link and bought a car because of its affiliation with my blog. They’re trading on my good name, these auto-vehicular metaphorical fat cats. Oh, how they hide behind their highly paid legal teams. They’re morally bankrupt.
Unless they pay me the commission, obviously.
yes, I’m driving it now. It’s a proton savvy and it’s in my living room. Brummmmmm!
You certainly made a very “savvy” decision to buy that particular model. Unless you do a lot of motorway driving in which case you’ll need a second mortgage. BEEP BEEP!