Penny Jar
July 12, 2011 2 Comments
Nothing is safe these days.
We’ve got a penny jar in the office, saving up to buy biscuits\sweets\team treats. Incredibly, this was pilfered from. You might wonder how I know this. It’s because it was wholesale plundered; the jar was about half full and now it’s only a quarter full. What sort of person robs from a penny jar? How do you take so much loose change without jingling your way into the long arms of the law? It’s a mystery.
As a precaution, the jar has now been installed with a number of security features:
The imposing figure of Hulk Hogan stands astride the top of the jar, daring any potential thieves to incur his wrath. Surely nobody would be so stupid.
Note the “DO NOT STEAL” banner around the rim of the lid. This is just to clarify that the jar is not fair game.
This tub is monitored by 24 x 7 CCTV.
It’s not, but don’t tell them that.
WARNING!
Trespassers WILL be prosecuted.
This bit is true.
If you’re the person that stole from this jar…you really need to take a look at your life.
This is an attempt at rehabilitation. I’m a very, very clever psychologist.
Let’s hope that these measures will be sufficient. We can but pray.
About sherby57
Crikey, theres more to life than a pocket full of ones and two pees surely. Keep your eyes peeled Mr Hogan, a criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
I don’t want to give the nefarious copper-thief a tip off, but there are one or two sneaky webcams pointing in the vicinity of the jar. With god’s grace we will catch this scoundrel.