Snack Controversy Update 2
July 11, 2011 6 Comments
Following last week’s shocking revelation of a snack-based conspiracy, I immediately e-mailed the relevant parties.
To Bobby’s Snacks:
Hi J****,
Just wanted to keep you up-to-date with regards to the “Golden Wonder” issue. I’ve e-mailed them to ask for comment and they’ve come back to me with:
“Due to client confidentiality I am unable to comment on this matter.”
This is a very worrying development. I don’t know what it all means. I pray that Bobby comes out of this unscathed. I love him (in a purely platonic\snack-based way, you understand).
My prayers are with you all,
Ste
To Golden Wonder:
Hi *******,
Thanks for getting back to me. It all sounds terribly suspicious. I’m not one to jump to conclusions, but this totally screams “conspiracy theory!!” The snack industry is renowned for its links to certain secret societies and your e-mail seems to confirm this to be the case. I understand that you’re unable to comment on this – I imagine you might get sent to some kind of gulag should you break your overlords’ vow of silence.
Good luck, god speed.
Ste
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Your coverage of Bobby’s snacks is an inspiration to all “Bobbites” out here. Bravo, sir.
Thanks, Adam. Your praise is much appreciated. My dedication to Bobby and his wares is often a lonely road to traverse, so it’s nice to know my efforts are not being wasted.
Hopefully, one day, the whole world will be Bobbites. It’s something worth fighting for.
Not sure whether its common knowledge yet (I was certainly in the dark about it) but Bobbys BBQ Sauce Snax are now just 29p. Yes, just TWENTY NINE PENCE! Might be to counter the effects of Golden Wonder stealing Bobbys fanbase?
Under normal circumstances, I would just put this down to Bobby’s Philanthropism, but in the wake of Snaxgate, this takes on a new, sinister significance. I’m starting to wonder if a coup has been staged over at Bobby’s Snacks. I can’t believe he would stand for such shenanigans.
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