Snack Controversy Update

Hi J****\Bobby

Terribly sorry to bother you again, but I have become aware of a potentially scandalous piece of snack news.  It seems that Golden Wonder have released a product incredibly similar to your BBQ Sauce Potato Snax (so, so delicious).  Please see the following link for details:

http://poursomegravyonme.co.uk/2011/06/30/snack-controversy-golden-wonder-bbq-saucers/

Were you aware of this product?  Does Bobby have a message for his many fans that I can relay vis a vis this seemingly identical product?

Thanks in advance,

Steven

I soon received a reply from Bobby’s pal, thanking me for my diligence and letting me know that they are “on the case”.  This was certainly a relief.

I also e-mailed Golden Wonder to see what their take on the matter was:

Dear Golden Wonder,

I’m a big fan of Bobby’s Snacks, one of your leading competitors. You have recently released a product “BBQ Saucers” that is virtually indistinguishable from Bobby’s BBQ Sauce Potato Snax.

Do you have any comment on this potentially contentious matter?

Thanks.

Eventually, I received a reply:

Mr Price,

Due to client confidentiality I am unable to comment on this matter.

Sorry for any disappointment caused.

Best Regards

******* *****
Customer Services

Woah.

We are through the looking glass here, people.

I don’t want to speculate wildly, but have the Illuminati infiltrated the snack industry? It seemed to be the only possible answer.  I will endeavour to probe further, despite the inherent risks.

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