Saturday Is Biscuit Time

It’s a statistically (un)proven fact that blogs receive far few hits on days when you don’t post anything. Yet today, I’ve got nothing to write about and I’m going out in a bit. Do I fight fire with fire and just write a post about nothing off the top of my head?

Of course not. Those would be the actions of an utter cretin.

In other news, I invented the rules of an improv game today called “Biscuit Time” in which the referee regularly has to shout out the phrase “it’s biscuit time!” followed by the player making a biscuit-based pun. I fear that it may be the pinnacle of my creative journey. It’s all downhill from here.

In yet further news, I have now exhausted all the news that I possibly have to tell you. I think. Did I tell you about Biscuit Time? Oh, I did. Well that really is it.

I feel unclean for having wasted your time like this. I’m sorry.

P.s.

While you’re here – if you really are here – why not check out some of my other, and better, posts. Thanks.