Contact Me?
May 18, 2011 4 Comments
So, I’ve got two blogs. They’ve both got a page on them called “Contact Me”. The PSGOM contact me page has had 87 hits. The World of Sherby57 contact page has had 152 hits. That’s 239 hits in total.
Now, the purpose of the pages – and I’m guessing that you’re well ahead of me here – is to allow you to fill in a form that contacts me. The clue is in the name.
I’m not exaggerating if I say that I’ve had a maximum of 10 e-mails through these forms. 10. Ten.
What the hell were the other 229 people doing? What were they looking for? What did they think they were going to find?
These aren’t rhetorical questions, I’m genuinely stumped. If anybody has a theory then please leave a comment below. Or you could always “contact me”.

Maybe they are looking for where you live?
Oh god! I’m terrified now! Unless a load of playmates have been reading my blog in the Playboy mansion, in which case I’m happy to tell them.
Slags love your blog, sherbs, so I’m sure it’s them.
Oh, those crazy slags. I’d ask them to leave me alone, but I know they never will. I’m literally a slag magnet. A slagnet, if you will.