How to Spend £624.73 in an Hour

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If some random guy – in a piss poor, but more than welcome, imitation of Brewster’s Millions – gave me $1000 and told me that I had to spend it in an hour, then my course of action is obvious.

I’d drive like a maniac to the nearest electrical goods retailer. Finally, I’d be able to buy an iPad 2, completely guilt free. Of course, the said retailer would be inevitably out of stock and I’d be left feeling more depressed than it’s safe to admit.

With the hour rapidly disappearing, I’d drive to the nearest Asda and stock up on over £600 worth of Corn Flake cakes (let’s just assume they had that many in stock). Sure, it’s a rash decision and is one that will lead to certain obesity, but it would be one hell of a party.

Party on, Wayne.

Party, on, Garth.

Yum.