My 10 Best Qualities
September 6, 2010 10 Comments
Plinky wanted to know my best 10 qualities and I felt it was my duty to share them with the world.
Gorgeous
This is just the way that nature created me. In some ways, I shouldn’t claim it as a ‘best quality’ because it was really out of my control.
Brainiac
Again, this is just a consequence of the genetic lottery, but I’ve expanded my vast intellect with an array of challenging challenges. For example, I read many publications of the highest quality (eg Daily Star) and complete puzzles like out of one of them puzzle books.
Heroic
I’ve a habit of saving the day, even when the day didn’t need saving.
Handsome
This is similar to gorgeous, only more masculine.
Dancing
I’ve had no formal training, but I have a natural sense of rhythm that transcends genre. When I ‘bust my moves’ there’s a chance that the room becomes so erotically-charged that all electrical equipment will cease to function.
Hilarious
You want evidence?
Knock Knock
(Who’s there?)
Doctor
(Doctor who?)
You just said it!!
See?
Sexy
It’s not just my dancing that sends waves of erotically-charged particles through the women (and men) of the world like a form of sexy radiation. I only need to do a semi-pout for knees to become so weak that they couldn’t support the body of a flea.
Leadership
I don’t really need to explain this one. You all worship me already.
Daring
I like to push the envelope so much that it’s gone straight into the post box and is already waiting for delivery. He who dares wins. I win.
Modest
Ahem…..
About sherby57
well 6/10 isn’t bad
I’d say it was pretty mediocre. How is it relevant?
hi, this is mona, i quiet liked your light writings…keep it up.
Hey Mona! Oooooh Mona! Tell you Mona what I’m gonna do.. I’m going to thank you for visiting my blog and giving me a compliment.
If you quite like my light writings, what do you make of my heavy ones?
i totally look forward to your light as well as heavy writings , thanks for replying back .have a nice day, take care.
Thanks for leaving a comment, it was great to hear from you
You’re funny. If I were single, I’d date you, you gorgeous, handsome, heroic, sexy, brilliant man! But then, I guess I’d have to stand in line, eh?
The queue of ladies (and men) is quite literally enormous. Sometimes it’s difficult for me to go about my daily life with the sheer mass of admirers that follow me around. Luckily I’ve not let it go to my head.
There’s only one neckerchived lothario that Sherby’s interested in, and that’s me. Get in line, sister, or i’ll set the Alessi Twins with their funny mouths on you.
Hmmm, you really have designs on yourself, Dennis. To be fair, you do look absolutely super in a neckerchief. Not many men can pull the look off. I can only think of you and Stuart Hall. It’s a pretty illustrious gang to be in.
It seems a little OTT to use the Alessis as a threat. Everybody knows that twins are extremely dangerous. Even the ones without dodgy mouths.