1001st
August 30, 2010 6 Comments
I’ve just checked the dashboards of my two blogs. Pour Some Gravy On Me has 466 posts. The World of Sherby57 has 534 posts. For those of you who are mathematically challenged, this adds up for 1000 posts.
1000!
A thousand!
I can’t believe that I’ve reached such a mammoth milestone in my blogging career. It’s literally blown my mind. Well, not literally. If my mind had truly blown then I wouldn’t be able to type this.
Anyway, that’s an awful lot of nonsense that I’ve spouted over the last 3 and a bit years. I’d like to thank anybody who has visited any of my 1000 (yes, a thousand!) posts over this period. Special thanks must go to Dr Angel for being the only person who’d ever visit TWoS57 and essentially kept me going in this blogging lark. I’d even like to thank all those people that have inadvertently visited my blogs while searching for something pervy. This must account for about 90% of my hits, so it would be churlish to exclude them.
As much as I’d like to keep this positive, I just have to take a moment to chastise all of you who have never visited either of my blogs. You know who you are and I think your attitude stinks. With 1000 nuggets of entertainment to choose from, you’ve got no right in not visiting at least once. You’re so so fucking selfish. You always have been, and you always will be. Unless you visit at some point in the future, in which case I’ll take it back. If this is your first visit to my blogs then that’s quite spooky and I think you’re very special.
If you were to say that the average length of a post is 100 words (and this is surely a conservative estimate), then this is the equivalent of 100,000 words. If I had any brains I would have written 100,000 words of best selling novel instead. We’ve already established that I do have brains, though, so that doesn’t make any sense.
I guess the next big target is to have completed 1000 posts on each blog. By that stage, you really will have no excuse for having never visited. Make sure that you have, or there’ll be trouble.
About sherby57
I have never visited the world of Sherby57, does that make me half selfish?
Gosh, this just makes me feel so conflicted. Given the billions of people who never visit either of my blogs, I do feel grateful that you visit regularly. On the other hand: oh, the cruel hand of fate. How thee betray thee with thine negligence. Whither thou visiteth on half of mine works. Is this a dagger that I see before my unvisited blog? Oh, woe ist me.
Ahem. What was I saying?
I do not mean to neglect your other blog, thou shalt not understand that time is gold and that of all the blogs in the world that demand my attention, I have given you half of my time to half of your available blogs. thou are not ashame of what you asked of me? whither you asked of my undivided attention but solely on your two blogs and no one else? is it not asking for the moon?
hmmm.. did I say that right? considering that I never read nor took Shakespeare for any of my English classes, except for a brief time of bible studies…….
You’re welcome. Only Stefan Dennis is a bigger fan than me, and we all know it’s because your blog makes him think pervy things.
Thanks for the kind words and the mutual blog supportage.
Arousing SD is an unfortunate side effect of my bloggery skills. It’s one of those things that just can’t be helped. I just try and embrace it and move on. I’d go crazy otherwise.
@JoV – Ah, I can’t stay mad at anyone who takes the time to read either of my blogs!! You need to tell me under what circumstances you chose to take bible classes!! lol