Rick Vocar: Rock Vicar
August 6, 2010 22 Comments
I’m proud to exclusively reveal the first publicity shot for my upcoming show “Rick Vocar: Rock Vicar”.
To be honest, I’ve only got the name and the outfit at the moment. As soon as I come up with any material for the (possibly) hilarious character then I’ll let you know.
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I am happy that you work in an environment where you are not persecuted and have the freedom to dress up as a vicar…
Maybe I want them to persecute me. It would feed into my whole messianic vibe.
You look the part, and you look good too! I’m exasperated that you are not signed up to have your own live show (or did you?)
I’ll confess all my sins to you.
Why thank you! Although maybe I should have brushed my hair before the photo was taken lol. I’m glad it’s not just me that feels the exasperation of me not having my own live show!! I’m thinking of doing a podcast as Rick Vocar, but I’ll have to think of a voice first!
I’m happy to hear your sins, my child. I hope that they’re really dirty lol.
If you have an online equivalent of a sin confession box, I’ll head right there now….
“Father I have sin…” LOL
*smile*
You’re cute Sherby. (bet you hear that often)
We need more cute looking men of the cloth I think – it would bring the women back to a primal understanding of the patriarchal order of religion in a way they would be able to gossip about properly.
I will look forward to hearing what you propose to preach…
*wink*
M.L.
Well if I knew I was going to be getting compliments then I would have put a photo on here sooner! Surprisingly, I don’t get told I’m cute that often. I’m more likely to hear “why the hell are you dressed as a vicar?” It’s an occupational hazard.
I’m going to have to bust my signature brand of atheistic Christianity all over the internet. I’ve already had some ideas for a future podcast from Rick Vocar so stay tuned. I’m sure you’ll find what I preach to be very interesting
I love a good bit of online flirtage. It’s usually better if I actually participate in it ( for me, not for other members of society).
Oh, Doctor Angel, you’re such a fiesty filly. As if there could be some online flirtage and your deliciously delectable good self not be involved. The whole of society could clearly benefit from your participation.
My flirting has turned many a stomach. Sometimes it takes the form of posting the torsos of naked old men onto a website. sometimes it invloves me rattling a ice cream tub full of the bits of an old, broken, Nikon camera from 1981.
Oh, you are such a little tease. You know how much I love to have my stomach turned. I’d love to hear you rattling that ice cream tub, I’m sure that the Nikon camera parts would make an extremely erotic noise. The 1981 model was particularly sexy.
Yes. Yes it is. It’s why I was the cover girl of ‘Rattling broken Nikon Camera parts in ice cream tubs Monthly’. Essential reading for Dads.
You were the Rattling broken Nikon Camera parts in ice cream tubs Monthly Girl??? I can’t believe this!! Oh god, you’ve gotten me through so many lonely nights. I thank you.
*reads above…*
LOL!
Dr. Angel knows her flirt – I may need a consultation to find out what I can do to improve my own.
M.L.
I wouldn’t worry about your flirting technique. As much as I love some camera parts rattling around in an ice cream tub, there’s nothing wrong with the traditional smile and wink. lol
The ice cream tub is only for the ‘specialist’ or ‘niche’ flirting. It’s literally one step away from weeing on someone’s head or something. If you’re feeling brave, give it a go.
Head-weeing seems to be all the rage these days. Kids, eh?
The niche-flirt is something of a risk and usually requires meticulous preparation, but they really pay dividends if properly executed. Perhaps you could write a blog post on some of the more effective techniques, dear doctor.
I don’t really blog these days. I just expect you all to entertain me. Like a Victorian dancing bear.
*winks and smiles while trying to dance entertainingly to the accompanying sound of rattling nikon parts*
Wow – maybe it would be easier if I WERE a bear?
The entertainment business is really tough – s’all I’m sayin.
M.L.
Hmmm, I think it would be just as effective if you were dressed as a bear whilst rattling the Nikon parts. Hubba hubba, it sounds awfully hot stuff.
@JoV I don’t have a dedicated online confession box, but you’re more than welcome to use the “Contact Me” form on here if you have some terribly outrageous things you need to confess to me. lol
Don’t worry about it,I’m sure that once you’ve stopped acting like a slave yourself the World will just rectify itself to stop you from feeling bad!
Thanks, Popey. I will certainly try and stop the slavish behaviour, but old habits die hard.