MBM – Short Romcom

Short Story – A Romcom

A man met a woman.

‘Hello,’ said the man.

‘Hi,’ said the woman.

They fell madly in love, as you do.  Then they had some ridiculous misunderstanding and the woman was going to move to another country or something.  Then the man got her back and they lived happily ever after.

Cue the amusing wedding montage.

This week’s MBM really stretches the boundaries about what can fit onto a milk bottle label.  I’m happy to report that this intense story of romance mixed with comedy has had a profound effect on the people of Warrington.  Young JLS (yes, the one from Team Extreme) recently overheard some women from the Health & Safety team discussing the label.  They described it as “random” and “would love to know who wrote it”.  Perhaps they’ll never find out that it was I, LeClerc, who wrote it, but I’m sure that my words will stay with them forever.

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