Would I Survive No Internet for a Whole Month?

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Obviously, I’d survive.

We’ve not evolved into a new species yet, in which we are somehow fed via wifi and excrete our waste products through a USB cable. If only that were the case. No, I think it’s pretty safe to say that I would still be alive if I were forced to go for 30 days without internet access.

That’s not to say that I’d like it, though. It’s frightening how quickly we’ve become dependent on the ‘net. Can anybody remember the days when you couldn’t settle any disagreement by instantly googling it on your phone? No, neither can I. Having to live without the internet would feel like being a Victorian gentleman forced to go and live in the stone age. Absolutely beastly.

Ok, it wouldn’t really be that bad, but it wouldn’t make a very good blog post if I just said “it would be alright but a bit annoying”, would it?