Team Extreme Badges
June 2, 2010 8 Comments
People are always coming up to me in the street and asking: “Are you out of Team Extreme?”
I obviously am, so it can get quite annoying. To save time, I’ve created a whole batch of badges to be worn by TE when we’re out and about. Now you don’t need to ask, just look at the badge and it will all become clear.
Sadly, these badges are not available to buy in the shops. If you’re that way inclined, you can always go to 50pbadges.com and create your own. They, unsurprisingly, cost 50p each. There are, however, 5 “I *heart* Team Extreme” badges up for grabs. All you have to do to get one is to claim one from me. It will probably be an advantage if you actually know me. Good luck.
About sherby57
I know you, but i don’t ‘heart’ team extreme, given I only know one member of it. I feel I can’t comment unless I know them all.
As the old saying goes: “To know Team Extreme is to love Team Extreme”. It’s seems a tragedy that you aren’t more familiar with the other members. It’s a situation that I’ll have to rectify.
That said, I definitely am the best one and you already heart me.
It’s true. I do heart you. I heart you like an exhilirating online flirtage. Apparantly, they’re very easy to have.
Oh, I can feel the wind rushing through my luxurious locks at the mere mention of online flirtage. But that’s because I heart you and your heartage of me.
P.s.
I’ve got some special badges for you tonight that are not Team Extreme related.
They’re not rude are they?
No, they’re excellent. Do you think I’d actually make you rude badges? lol
you wrote an inappropriate poem about me masturbating, so I think I’m well within my rights to think this.
I do ‘heart’ the actual badges you made for me.
I’m not sure, but it’s possible that, taken out of context, your comment might *possibly* make me sound like a sex offender\stalker. I thought you had forgiven me after the heartfelt apology. Damn my inadvertently sarcastic sounding voice!
For the record, the poem was a failed poetry exercise in which I tried to combine a number of random topics that had been used in conversation into an amusing verse. In retrospect, it was hideously inappropriate and very embarrassing for all concerned. It has been deleted.
Anyway, I’m glad that you liked the genuine non-rude badges. Sadly, my “Who is Doctor Angel?” badge has vanished. I can only hope that it has been found and handed in.