A Week of Sherby57: 9th May – 15th May 2010

Hiya.

How are you doing?  Did you have a nice weekend?  Ah, that’s good to hear.  I can’t believe you managed to get so much gardening done, you must be knackered.  Hahahaha.  You cheeky sod, my garden’s not that bad, I only did it the other week.  Hahahahahaha.

The World of Sherby57, you say? Sure, I wrote some posts for it last week.  No problem, no problem at all.

Sunday 9th

Toby the Meat Cutter –  So, I went to the Toby Carvery, yeah?  You’re right, it is delicious.  Anyway, the guy who cut the meat, lets call him “the carver”, he kept on saying “for yourself, Sir?” to everyone, and it kind of made me laugh.  Yeah, you guessed it, I decided to write a story based on this flimsy conceit.

Monday 10th

Potato Rally – Oh no! Yes, I can’t believe that you brought this post up!! How very naughty of you! Yes, I did completely lose my thread half-way through, you cheeky scamp.  I attempted to rescue the situation by breaking the fourth wall, but I don’t know how successful I was.  Very successful, you say?  Oh, you’re too kind, mon ami.  The cheque’s in the post, hahahaha.  But seriously, I shouldn’t have really gone off all half-cocked with such a semi-baked concept.  You live and learn.

Wednesday 12th

Motown Misery – The irony is that this whole thing about seeing the bank manager about setting up a record label called Motown actually happened to me.  In that, it in no way happened to me at all.  Imagine if I was crazy enough to attempt such a thing.  Hey!!! Cheeky chops!  I’m not actually that crazy.

Thursday 13th

The Romcom Tsar – A Story – Yes, I know I’m very romantic usually.  This was just a bit of a change of pace, I wouldn’t really dismiss the whole romcom genre so glibly.  It’s not in my nature.

Anyway, it’s been great seeing you.  We’ll have to make sure that we don’t leave it so long next time.  Have a great week!

Laterz.