Nothing To Say
April 18, 2010 8 Comments
I don’t really have anything to say. Is that a sufficient topic to blog about?
It’s probably not, really, but I don’t really have much choice as I don’t really have anything to say (as we’ve already established). I wonder why that is? I can usually rustle something up to talk about but I’ve not been feeling that inspired for the last few days. It’s a bit easier over at The World of Sherby57 because I can just make something completely random up. Maybe I should take a leaf out of that book.
Oh, it’s OK, I’ve just remembered something interesting that has happened to me. I recently bumped into one of my old teachers who has gone on to become a cage fighter. It seems ridiculous at his age, but he’s really gone for it. He was just a weedy English teacher when I was at school, but he’s bulked up beyond all recognition. To be honest, you’ve got to suspect that steroids were involved. Anyway, he told me that he trains by punching copies of ‘Of Mice and Men’ whilst pretending that he’s got the strength of Lenny. Then, when he gets home, he likes to pet the rabbits to relax. It doesn’t sound like it would be a very effective training regime, to be honest. He did say that he’d lost all his fights, so I guess that says it all.
None of that was true. Could you tell? I was just trying to make something random up. Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything. I’m sure you would have been telling all your friends about the cage fighting English teacher. You can still tell them. It will be our little secret.
I bloody hope that I get some real inspiration soon.
About sherby57
Stay away from your cage fighting English teacher before he kills you! and it might not be ill intent, because he probably just want to stroke your velvety hair! (Like Lenny).
I wish you had warned me sooner. The guy won’t leave me alone. He’s calling me up to 50 times a day. I knew I shouldn’t have worn my hair in ringlets.
Maybe you should ask your readership to suggest a topic and see what happens? Suggest a post – or why don’t you write a ‘guest’ post on my blog?
M
I’m more than happy to take suggestions from my massively small readership. Please suggest away somebody!!
What would writing a guest post consist of? It’s an intriguing suggestion.
Maybe you could write a review? Have been meaning to review Alice in Wonderland (the new Tim Burton one) and haven’t managed to write anything decent – you could have a go at that?
It’s been a while since I’ve done any reviews, so I should probably give it a go. I’d review Alice in Wonderland, but I haven’t seen it. Perhaps I should try and review it and see how close I can get to a real review without ever actually having seen it! Or I could just try watching something and reviewing it.
Maybe you could do a before and after review in one post. A review based on hunches, hype and sweet f.a. and a review based on actually seeing it and see how they compare. I think that the comedy value would be impossible to measure by mere mortals like us, and might possibly hurt people.
G’wan, I can do a guest post on PSGOM as well.
Hmmm I didn’t even see that this comment existed until just now…. damn those WordPress elves. As you can see, I already made an attempt to do a ‘before’ review. The only problem with the ‘after’ part is that I have no intention of watching the bloody thing!! Perhaps I’ll do a before and after review of something that I actually go and see.