MBM – This Is Our Milk
February 9, 2010 6 Comments
This is our milk. Respect our choices, OK?
Sometimes, when you have to write a milk bottle label in a hurry, you can’t find a post-it note and so you have to scribble something quickly onto the side of the bottle using a marker pen. This generally leads to unsatisfactory results. Ho-hum.
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yeh , o.k like, respect and all that but, uh , i mean like ,uh semi -skinned
Semi-skimmed is the only civilised choice. If you go either side of it, then you’re just trying too hard.
I have UHT skimmed. What does that say about me?
God it says so many awful things, I’m sorry I shared.
Don’t panic. UHT milk exists outside the boundaries of normal fat-content based milk judgements.
UHT milk suggests a busy professional who is more concerned with helping others than obtaining a constant stream of fresh milk.
It’s also quite futuristic. It’s possible that you’re some kind of crazy android but don’t know it. Your true nature would only be revealed in a dramatic plot twist. Ultimately you would discover that being human is about more than just flesh and blood.
Of course, you might just actually be a normal person who buys UHT milk.
oh i doubt it.
You doubt that you’re an android or you doubt that you’re a normal human?
Quick test: When you drink UHT milk, do you hear a crackling in your tum-tum?