CBB 2010: Day 20

The insanity of blogging about this every day has really kicked in.  I would stop, but it would seem even madder to give up when you’re already three quarters of the way through.  Be prepared for some really slapdash posts in the next week.

Sisqo started the day by doing some crazy dance in the garden.  It would not be enough to save him from eviction.

Stephanie got a bit upset in the diary room as the thought of not having the bible (assuming that Stephen was evicted) would be genuinely depressing.  She did know that it was a bit of a strange thing to say.  Stephen thought that she was being touched by the holy spirit.  I suspect that in a house where you have nothing to do any book would seem holy.

Dane and Stephanie made up a song that they could harmonise to.  I had a fear that it would be stuck in my head all day, but, luckily, it’s already vanished.  The housemates then made up another song that Alex sang along to in the bath.  Hilarious.

The housemates were given a task to make some flat pack furniture.  As Jonas has an unfair advantage (being Swedish), his job was to sabotage the task and make sure that one of the items didn’t get made.  Cue the obligatory comedy montage.  They failed, so they passed.

Dane and Vinnie hoped that it would be Ivana going home.  Whoops.

Dane invented the word ‘begruntle’.

Jonas threw a giant pan of cold water all over Alex in the shower.  This made me laugh more than it should have.  Alex felt that he had been ‘syndicated’.

Stephen was evicted.  Then it was Sisqo.  Everyone expected Stephen to go, but there were a few shocked faces about Sisqo’s exit.

The housemates were given a ‘Swedish spa’ treat.  Alex gave Stephanie and Ivana a massage with some wooden balls.  They loved it, the naughty girls.

Nicola: “Alex is literally a Labrador.”

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8 Responses to CBB 2010: Day 20

  1. Sansa Rosa says:

    I am finding your cbb posts invaluable as I have no live tv and the 4od catchup thing is crap as it keeps sticking, starting again and making me watch the same advert over and over. Keep up the good work sir.

  2. Oh lol, ‘syndicated’! I haven’t laughed so much since Lou Carpenter was made Mayor and Helen Daniels did that weird painting that he commissioned.

    • sherby57 says:

      Ah, Stefan, long time no speak. Isn’t Helen Daniels your Grandma? Have a bit of respect. She was inspired to do some great works of art when she went to visit the Bungle Bungles, with that old bloke.

  3. rack off! Just because I’m a massive spunk and hang around with Deiter Brummer. The Bungle Bungles was an elaborate ruse to cover up that she and that old galaa had gone ‘walkabout’ in the outback and taken large quantities of acid. Anyway, she managed to recover from that whole episode through her devlotion to chi-gun or whatever the bloody hell it was called. That t’ai chi thing.

    • sherby57 says:

      Don’t try and live off the reputation of The Brummer, Dennis. Angel is still proper devoed that he died of blood poisoning. She’s had to leave Australia and get a career in Hollywood, just to try and cope with it. Tragic.

  4. I am silenced by the mention of such a tragedy.

    • sherby57 says:

      Come on, Stef (can I call you Stef?). You can’t dwell on these things. Will it cheer you up if I buy you a new leather bomber jacket? Don’t it make you feel good?

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