CBB 2010: Day 8

The housemates were woken with the news that they are going to nominate (Ivana is exempt).  They go into the diary room in weight order, lightest first.

Nicola:
Sisqo – He makes it clear that he thinks she’s dumb.
Katia – She finds it hard to make conversation with her.

Sov:
Heidi – She sleeps more than she speaks.
Alex – She gets no response when she tries to speak to him.

Katia:
Nicola –  She’s acting dumber than she actually is.  And she sang Puppy Love at her.
Stephanie – She stifles their stupid conversations and is a fusspot.

Heidi:
She introduced her nominations as being ‘really mean’.
Swov (I assume she meant Sov) – She has two extra teeth.  No, really.
Stephanie – She’s obnoxious and is judgemental.

Stephanie:
Jonas – ‘The continual anal humour.’
Katia – ‘She is a beautiful orchid with no roots of her own.’  Perhaps the most poetic nomination in the history of BB.

Sisqo:
Heidi – She sleeps all day.
Dean (Dane) – He has a melancholy personality and is too neutral.

Jonas:
Heidi – She doesn’t do anything.
Sisqo – He keeps talking about his multi-million selling albums and the bragging is annoying.

Taking a break from nominations, Ivana reveals that she sings her dog a song every day: ‘Tiger tiger poopy doopy doo.’  It could be the new Insania.

Dane:
Katia – She doesn’t get involved.
Stephen – He pushes his beliefs too aggressively.

Alex:
Heidi – She doesn’t get involved.
Sov –  She seems unhappy.

Vinnie:
Heidi – He’s kept her here for a week, by looking after her, but she’s not doing anything.
Stephen – ‘He’s a lovely fella but he’s too much on the old ear lobe.’

Stephen:
Sov – She doesn’t participate in the chores.
Jonas – He’s done nothing but build a snowman.

And that was the nominations process completed.  Heidi (5 nominations), Sov (3) and Katia (3) will be up for eviction on Friday.  Two housemates will be evicted.  Is it meaningful that they’re all women?

Katia talked to Sov about being sexually frustrated but she wanted to dump Jonas.  She thought he was being immature.  She took him to one side and told him that they need to ‘stop it’.  I felt like I was watching some really cringey teen drama.  Jonas looked devastated.

Dane was in the middle of cooking some burgers for the group, when everyone was made to go into the bedroom.  When they were released, about half an hour later, all the food was gone.  As there had been several conversations about nominations, they were being punished.  They were given ’emergency rations’.

Stephen tried to blame Nicola for breaking the rules, and accused her of having selective memory about what was said.  Clearly upset, she went to the diary room to confirm whether she had broken the rules and what was actually said.  She hadn’t broken them and she confronted Stephen about it. His reply was that Big Brother was lying.  They beautiful forgiving and honest Christian morals at work.

Jonas and Alex decided to get naked and run around in the garden.  I’m guessing that Jonas was trying to put a brave face on being dumped by acting wacky.  Alex probably just jumped at the chance to show off.

The show ended with Katia discussing Jonas and she revealed that she ‘liked him properly’ for one or two days.  She came across like a twelve year-old.  I’d be stunned if she’s not evicted on Friday.