A Very Gravy Christmas Message
December 25, 2009 7 Comments
It can be a difficult time of the year when you’re not very christmassy. You have to balance the urge to not indulge in the mindless insincerity of ‘all the best’ culture with not seeming like a complete miserable bastard.
To this end, my Christmas morning text message to my friends consisted of the following:
“It’s merry Christmas Yuletide day, so pull your festive crackers. I’d like to introduce my favourite duck. His name is Mr Quackers.”
I think I’ve struck the right balance.
By the way, I’d like to thank and wish a genuine Happy Christmas to anyone that’s read either of my blogs this year. You people are very special.
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Thanks for the gift of your blogs, merry xmas ste. ‘all best best pal’. xxx
It’s absolutely my pleasure. In the words of a great man (me): ‘all the best, take care, have a good one and if I don’t see you, happy new year’. X
Happy christmas, Sherby
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!!
and a merry expletive to you too! insultative bontempts on this festive occassion.
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Thanks to you all for your messages. It’s literally warmed my cockles. I hope you’ve all had super, smashing, great Christmases.
having re-read your christmas message, i would like you to know that i am indeed special. the warders are always telling me so