Team Extreme – Friends and Foes

Over recent weeks we’ve met all of Team Extreme, and we’ve grown to love them.  That’s not enough for some people and so now it’s time to meet some of the other characters that inhabit their wonderful world.

He’s a man of many names and many looks, but we know him simply as ‘Hot Toddy’.  HT was a member of Team Extreme’s predecessor, Team ARB, until he went rogue.  A self-confessed ‘hard bastard’ Hot Toddy loves to eat protein whenever possible.  It is believed that he masquerades as a Christian pianist in his spare time and wears a wonderfully bouffant wig.

An evil genius and the bane of Team Extreme Mr Norris is a force to be reckoned with.  The ruler of a tiny nation, Wigania, Mr Norris believes himself to be a benevolent dictator as he provides pies, black pudding and tripe to his subjects.  On weekends he likes to wear a cloak and parade around the streets demanding that his subjects kiss his new Hi-Tec trainers – they’re them ones that light up when you’re walking.  He had wanted some of those trainers with wheels in but his mum wouldn’t let him have them.

Every criminal mastermind needs a loyal henchman and Mr Norris is no exception: meet Andre.  Riding around the canals of Wigania on his golden jet-ski, Andre enforces the draconian legal system with an iron fist and a gentle touch.  On his days off he likes to lounge around friends’ conservatories whilst sipping tea.

TEAM EXTREME EXTRA!

You may remember that a few days ago I revealed JLS’s ultimate fantasy.  Well, we have had a response to this from Goot.  He believes that JLS was trying to appear sophisticated by referencing upmarket restaurant chain Toby Carvery.  In an attempt to uncover the truth, Goot has upgraded the firmware on the fantasy and it has been reconfigured as this:

It has to be said that Mike & Martha’s is one of Warrington’s premier chippys.  It’s quite delicious.

If you’d like to find out more about Team Extreme then you can do so by reading Part1 and Part2.