Some of you, who remember my self portrait, from a week ago, may be wondering why I created a comic-book style picture of myself. The truth is that I belong to a covert government team, Team Extreme, who have to perform, err, covert government missions. At this point, I have obtained permission to introduce to you to other members of the team. You should be very excited.
Code Name: POB
Special Ability: Map reading
With his magnificent moustache and can-do attitude, POB is the leader of the highly-decorated team. Often leads the team in to battle with his haunting cry, ‘You’re only as good as your last backup.’
‘ 
Code Name: Hitchers
Special Ability: Erotic knitting
With a cheeky grin, and a voracious appetite for cheese, Hitchers helps protect the team with his martial arts prowess. He once claimed that he would never get married.
Code Name: JLS
Special Ability: Crab-like pincers
JLS is like Team Extreme’s version of Murdock (out of the A-Team). He’s as mad as a hatter and he’s an excellent pilot. But, he’s an excellent pilot-light, and cannot fly planes. It’s of limited use, really, but he does keep the boiler lit.
Code Name: Goot
Special Ability: Completely wireless
You should not confuse Goot with his evil counterpart, Goot The Crow. The twins, like yin and yang, have fought their good vs. evil battle for countless millennia. They should probably just sit down and talk through their issues. Goot can update the firmware on anything, even things that don’t have firmware.
To meet the rest of the team, please click here.
Posted by Doctor Angel on October 22, 2009 at 11:23 pm
This is amazing.
Posted by sherby57 on October 23, 2009 at 7:01 am
Thanks doc, I’ll pass on your kind regards to the rest of Team Extreme. Being a covert government team, we don’t get many compliments, and so the chaps will be over the moon. I may get POB to send you a special message of thanks.
Posted by Doctor Angel on October 23, 2009 at 6:41 pm
please do. It will make me feel fancy shmancy
Posted by sherby57 on October 23, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Well, it’s my mission in life to make you feel fancy schmancy, so I’m more than happy to oblige. It will have to wait until after the weekend as the team all have shore leave. I dread to think what they’ll all be getting up to. Animals.
Posted by When Two Goots Go To War « The World of Sherby57 on October 23, 2009 at 7:36 pm
[...] http://poursomegravyonme.co.uk/2009/10/22/meet-team-extreme-part-1/ [...]
Posted by sherby57 on October 23, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Team Extreme seem to have caused a disruption to the fabric of the universe:
http://sherby57.co.uk/2009/10/23/when-two-goots-go-to-war/
We like to make an impact.
Posted by Meet Team Extreme: Part 2 « Pour Some Gravy On Me on October 27, 2009 at 9:18 am
[...] in General. Tagged: Big Poppa P, Cozzy, Eed, Team Extreme, Theo, Webbo. Leave a Comment Last time we met POB, Hitchers, JLS and Goot, are you ready to now meet the rest of the team? I sure hope so, because we’re going to meet [...]
Posted by Team Extreme – JLS’s Ultimate Fantasy « Pour Some Gravy On Me on November 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm
[...] that we’d like to get to know them better. In an attempt to do this I set a question to JLS: what is your ultimate fantasy? He felt he was unable to express this clearly in words, and so [...]