Meet Team Extreme: Part 1

Some of you, who remember my self portrait, from a week ago, may be wondering why I created a comic-book style picture of myself.  The truth is that I belong to a covert government team, Team Extreme, who have to perform, err, covert government missions.   At this point, I have obtained permission to introduce to you to other members of the team.  You should be very excited.

Code Name: POB

Special Ability: Map reading

With his magnificent moustache and can-do attitude, POB is the leader of the highly-decorated team.  Often leads the team in to battle with his haunting cry, ‘You’re only as good as your last backup.’

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Code Name: Hitchers

Special Ability: Erotic knitting

With a cheeky grin, and a voracious appetite for cheese, Hitchers helps protect the team with his martial arts prowess.  He once claimed that he would never get married.

Code Name: JLS

Special Ability: Crab-like pincers

JLS is like Team Extreme’s version of Murdock (out of the A-Team).  He’s as mad as a hatter and he’s an excellent pilot.  But, he’s an excellent pilot-light, and cannot fly planes.  It’s of limited use, really, but he does keep the boiler lit.

Code Name: Goot

Special Ability: Completely wireless

You should not confuse Goot with his evil counterpart, Goot The Crow.   The twins, like yin and yang, have fought their good vs. evil battle for countless millennia.  They should probably just sit down and talk through their issues.  Goot can update the firmware on anything, even things that don’t have firmware.

To meet the rest of the team, please click here.