MBM – Witty Comment
October 3, 2009 8 Comments

This is a witty comment. Please laugh ……(wait for it)……NOW!
Once you’ve got your audience well enough trained then you don’t even have to write anything amusing on the label. You just have to tell them that it is amusing, and what their reaction should be. I’m like a milk bottle version of Derren Brown.
This post was sponsored by the Milk Bottle Manifesto.

this is a humerous comment with some surreal references.
Or maybe that’s just what I made you think.. Perhaps it is a label completely devoid of any ideas.
my god, this post modernism is making my heart ache.
I hope it’s aching in a good way, like you’re secretly a bit in love with me because of my magical post modernism, and not aching in a bad way like I’ve just stolen your child whilst taunting you with a moronic post about a milk bottle label.
aching like I’ve been denied entry to Gulliver’s World. Post modernism does that to me. I am, as ever, social constructionism’s main protagnosist in these neo liberal apathathetic times.
Hmmm, you’re like a poly-carbonate reconstruction of an existential crisis, wrapped up in a big blanket of wanton self expression. Extremely alluring. You can enter my Gulliver’s World any time you like, baby.
I will. Gracias.
It is literally my pleasure.