Absolutely Dental
September 15, 2009 10 Comments
I went to the dentists yesterday to get a filling replaced that had fell out, and sadly there are lots of fillings to eventually replace. My teeth are a huge worry to me, I suspect because I know I should have taken better care of them when I was younger. I don’t want to give you the impression that my mouth is anything along the lines of what you might see on Extreme Makeover, they really aren’t that bad. I actually feel somewhat aggrieved that I have so many fillings at all, as I’ve always been a reliable teeth brusher, and although I was a regular Coke drinker in the past, I’d hardly say that I over indulged. Still, the one thing that is certain about teeth is that you only get one chance with them.
Anyway, the reason I write this is not to have a moan about my dental woes, or even to provide a stark health warning to youngsters (although feel free to take it as a warning). No, the real reason for me to mention it at all is that exposes some crazy thinking by me, in the past. When I was younger and went to the dentists, I’d go expecting to have a filling, and see the trip a success if I had only one. Where did this idiotic attitude come from? When I say that I was younger I’m talking late teens and early twenties, easily old enough, and educated enough, to know better. Why didn’t I think to myself that maybe I should take action not to have any more fillings? It doesn’t really make sense.
I don’t have any answers as to why this is, suffice to say that even an educated mind can get bogged down with lazy thinking. Now, all I need is £20,000 and I can get myself some Da Vinci Veneers.
About sherby57
It’s not the coke, my dear, it’s all the crystal meth you use. It’s what you really mean when you say ‘astral projection’.
There’s no such thing as secrets any more.
How could we have secrets from one another? TELL ME.
I’ve got no secrets from you dear, I mean secrets from ‘them’.
They don’t need to know. It’s classified information about a new regime forcing people into surrealism.
Agreed. Project Nonsense must remain top secret. My lips are sealed, I will assume that yours are too.
Agreed, project nonsense being revealed would erode the very fabric of reality and existance. This would cause a tear in the collective consciousness and the only result would be Haddaway being erased from our consciousness. No one wants that.
If that were to happen we’d never be able to answer ‘what is love?’, and the Haddawayicians are so close to a formula. I don’t think anyone would be happy relying entirely on Dr Alban.
No, I can see the dire implications of this. By relying totally on Dr. Alban (and we have no proof he is actually a doctor) we will end up equating love with selfishness and egocentricity, ‘It’s my life’ he tells us. He expects us to love him just because it’s his life, like we have no lives of our own that we wish to enrich.
The enormous twat.
The whole Haddaway\Dr Alban duopoly has plagued the human race for centuries. The ‘What is Love?’ crusades of the eleventh century are a dark mark against humanity’s soul. When will people learn that Betty Boo is the answer?