MBM – Swine Flu

Don’t drink. Traces of swine flu found.

Well, I wasn’t around when the latest bottle of milk was found, but I’m proud to say that the Milk Bottle Manifesto was followed in my absence.   It also demonstrates a classic technique in alternative milk labelling, The Skull & Crossbones Method.  We all know that there are unscrupulous bastards out there that will take your precious milk at the drop of a hat.  By writing an off-putting message on the bottle, you can psychologically deter them from their lactose pilfering. The swines!