Milk Bottle Manifesto
June 9, 2009 68 Comments
Office fridges, up and down the country, are plagued with the same disease: boring milk bottle labels. It usually gets no more exciting than “Accounts Team”, “Mike’s Milk” or “PJ”; frankly, it’s just not good enough.
The Milk Bottle Manifesto is out to change the way that people label milk. Why not put a quote from your favourite book on the label? Or, a lovely drawing of an otter. Why not declare your love from someone (even if you don’t love them). You could even just write something random, that’s funny only to you (the last one is my particular favourite).
Join in today. Go on, do it. You might just make the working day slightly more bearable.
To help give you inspiration, I will be posting some of my own efforts over the coming weeks and months. Join the revolution – spice up your milk bottle today.

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someone has written “milch” on the milk bottle in our fridge. we’re not in an office and there are no germans here.
This is the very purest essence of the milk bottle manifesto. My hearty congratulations go out to Senor Milch.
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I bet you didn’t expect to see a comment all the way down here, did you? I like the idea of putting comments on old posts. Feel free to join me. It’s so far down the page that it will almost be like being in a secret society. We could call ourselves the Milkbottlerians. Or something else. It’s all up for debate at this stage.
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It’s only me again. Just thought I’d say hello. Gosh, there are a lot of pingbacks on this bad boy, aren’t there? Who would have believed that such a thing could happen? Not I, that’s for sure. Anyway, I’d better be off. All the best.
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It’s me! Just thought I’d check in on the MBM ping back tranche. I hope you’re all sticking with it. It’s a lot of fun, isn’t it? See you later! x
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Hi, it’s just me again with one of my periodic “posts amongst the pingbacks”. I’m guessing no one will ever read this. It’s certainly a sobering thought. If you read this, please leave a comment and let me know. It would make me feel tingly in my special zone.
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Hello! It’s me again! Can you believe that it’s been ten months since I last left a message on this thread? Crazy. I wonder if anyone else will ever a) read this or b) leave a comment here. Probably not, but one can only hope.
How are you? What have you been up to?
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