Wall Of Wonder

In order to give you an insight to the way my mind works, I humbly present my wall of wonder (i.e. the bit of wall next to my desk at work):

Key:

1. The business card of Mr. Shaun Kelly, probably the best project manager in the world.  It’s a personal souvenir that I cherish.

2. A lovely collage I created from stuff lurking around on my desk.  It includes photographs of Ric Flair, The Hoff and Barry from Eastenders among other stuff.  It’s also covered in coffee, chocolate and coke stains which are there more because I’m a mucky pup rather than for any artistic reasons.

3. A photo of ‘cheeky chappy’ Shaun Costello bearing his catchphrase, “Ooh, I’ve done a bit of a naughty”.

4. The wrapper of an Orbit Complete chewing gum self-laminated using sellotape. There’s no particular reason why I did that.

5. A photo of Joanne sticking her tongue out.

6. A free CD of Cliff Richard celebrating 50 years in show business. He just looks so good for his age, apparently.

7. A print out of a google search for famous Crows. Remarkably, Goot came higher that Sheryl and Russell.

8. A cartoon of Carlos Tevez that I accidentally drew.

9. Nicole, first baby of ITSU.

10. Girls Aloud in school uniform.  Laminated for the girls’ protection.

11. Ticket for “Paul Todd – A Christmas Concert”, last year at Warrington’s Parr Hall

12. The original design for the Pink Panties aftershave bottle.

13. A photo of Wolf (the Gladiator) and Timmy Mallett…together!

14. Flyer for ‘Legends of the Oche’, at Warrington’s Parr Hall.  Why did some darts players get Duncan Norvelle involved? It remains a mystery.

15.  Advert for the pub, The Old Crow. Part of an ongoing investigation in to Goot Crow Industries.

16. A Grange Hill-style blazer badge that I designed just in case I ever run my own school. 

17. The original template for the Andy Rutter’s Stag Do T-shirts. Legendary.

18. The Paul Todd shrine, wheeled out every time he is on leave.