Blumen’ Marvellous

Exciting news! After failing to arrange a trip to The Fat Duck, as he promised, infamous Warrington celebrity “Goot The Crow” has redeemed himself by organising a Heston Blumenthal-style (or Blumenstyle) dinner party.  His menu is a closely guarded secret, but I’ve obtained a description of one of his delectable dishes:

 ”Pony Tail Party” 

A human head is realistically carved from a honey dew melon, sculpted in to the visage of illustrious pony tail wearers (Francis Rossi, Darren Peacock etc).  Individual strands of spaghetti are implanted to the melonious skull and are crafted in to a flowing and lustrous pony tail (secured in place with an asparagus bobble).  Diners are invited to cook each strand of “hair” too their own tastes using a complimentary pair of GHD hair straighteners.  The dish comes served with a pot of chilli & cranberry hair gel.

My mouth is watering already, I’ll let you all know how it goes.