Gravy 1 God 0

Sadly,  yesterday’s (admittedly half-hearted) prayer for a Wigan win fell on deaf ears.  While Manchester United’s 2-1 win left Liverpool’s chance of winning the league all but gone (and left me feeling despondent), it at least finally proved that God doesn’t exist.  Although, the fact that I secretly believe that Alex Ferguson has struck a deal with the devil somewhat complicates matters.  

On the bright-side, The Almighty still has a chance to redeem him(or her) self.  With Man U only needing 1 point from two games, it would be a genuine miracle if they didn’t get it.  I’d go as far as to say that if there was a 22-man brawl in the upcoming Arsenal – Manchester United game, resulting in a 10-point deduction, then I would happily become a card carrying happy clapper.

 Go on big guy, prove me wrong.